Don Jr. just posted a completely unhinged video hawking...[checks notes]...bibles.

Yes, it's a new apparently "patriotic" Bible complete with copies of America's founding documents. Who wants to tell him? 🙄

https://www.comicsands.com/trump-jr-selling-patriot-bible-2659060699.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=toot&utm_campaign=sand

Don Jr. Just Posted An Unhinged Video Hawking New Bible For 'Patriots'–And He Is Getting Dragged So Hard

Yeah, that tracks.

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@georgetakei
It's cute that you think he actually believes anything he's saying.
It's just another Trump grift.
@ScottSoCal @georgetakei he doesn't believe shit. he sees right through his facade.
@georgetakei rofl, he’s the Bible pimp from Trailer Park Boys.
@georgetakei -- OH MAN, wait until you tell him about how the King James Version was assembled!!!

@georgetakei Hey, Thomas Jefferson had his own bible version ... why not, ahem. Don Jr.?

Wondering how the Sermon on the Mount reads in this new version.

And wondering if the Bill of Rights in this version has the first clause removed: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."

@waltcamp45 @georgetakei Knowing the Trumps, he'll probably just remove the first amendment entirely.

@IronCurtain @georgetakei

I'm sure those blank pages could be put to great use. Perhaps a second set of NFT trading cards ;-)

@georgetakei Where can I buy the NFT version?
@activecultures @georgetakei or the NSFW version, either one really!
@georgetakei They wouldn't Don Jr. display it because he likely would have held it upside down. Instead, we get the repeated cocaine addled hand gestures.
@georgetakei
Why not The Book Of Mormon? He could add “written in 'murica” as well :p
@georgetakei this guy talks through his nose, coked-out abortion survivor
@georgetakei we've been saying for years that evangelicals aren't really Christian at all, they just use the trappings of christianity to disguise what is actually a religion of nationalism.
@georgetakei Wow. The former Christian in me is offended at this as much as the current atheist.

@georgetakei

Somehow they've turned the bible into a boner pill.

@georgetakei and the guy did not instantly incinerate. There is no god.
@georgetakei I think he got that “Religion is the opiate of the masses” thing backwards. He’s done the opiates, now he’s doing the religion.
@georgetakei careful George of what you post on TW about this Tony Montana knock off- a description of his leetle package got me booted. Oh myyyyy indeed ❤️

@georgetakei

No doubt he'll be hawking the Koran next, right?

@georgetakei So easy to convince me he was high on coke.
@georgetakei he's just revisiting the canon. Something it makes sense to do every thousand years or so.
@georgetakei "This was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy. They were haughty, and did abominable things before me; therefore I removed them when I saw it." (Ezekiel 16:49–50)
@georgetakei The only unpredictable aspect of this latest Trump grift is that it took them this long before launching it.
@georgetakei he makes me sick! They all do! The perversion of the Bible with founding documents is yet another line they’re crossing between church and state.
@georgetakei Repub Jesus requires sincere beli … cocaine✅
@georgetakei The grift... it's always about the grift with that family.
@georgetakei
He knows, just doesn’t want to learn.
@georgetakei
Didn't Thomas Jefferson produce a version of the Bible? I think he just removed all the bits he didn't like
@georgetakei @wscottwatson Jefferson did make a Jeffersonian Bible but he didn't try to raise money off of it.

@georgetakei The least surprising follow-up story imaginable to this: That their huckster bibles are not, in fact, manufactured in the US.

You just wait.

@georgetakei well... they finally ran out of grifting!
@georgetakei He says it's a whole new Patriot bible, but the video specifically calls it a King James bible. So it's printed in America, but uses a 1604 translation for the English monarchy?
@Bachstar To be fair, many Christians consider the KJV to be THE bible. That said, if it is just a question of royalties, there is the American Standard Version (ASV) from 1904 that is also in the Public Domain... and its 'Merican!
@georgetakei theocracy is such a great idea, it's just a shame Jesus didn't think of it. /S
@georgetakei Just can't make this stuff up?!?
@georgetakei the problem is, millions of morons will buy them. It's a sadness.

@georgetakei
When your daddy is broke
And you’re strung out on coke - Complain
When you don’t have a job
And you’re just a rich nob- complain
He’s not right, not too bright, no brain

When they still call you junior
Got to snort a whole spoon yeah cocaine
With your dumb on air gaffs
Air quotes giving us laughs- cocaine
He’s not right, not too bright, no brain

@georgetakei Jesus with his 2 sons and business savvy daughter.
@georgetakei and skanky #KariLake is NOT governor of Arizona
@georgetakei you mean the documents God gave Moses to found America?!? Count me in! 😉
@georgetakei It's painfully clear that no amount of proof will convince Trump's Suckers that they only see them as a cash-cow of easy marks for their never-ending grift.
@georgetakei He looks like a late-stage alcoholic who combed his hair
@georgetakei Does it come with a My Pillow?
@georgetakei know that I overthought it, it's not that stupid from his point of view.
Maybe he wants to create a new religion so he can get donations and not pay taxes.
Note that his speach includes both Jews and Christians. We all know that the money guys aren't the Christians... 🤣☄️

@georgetakei

To quote the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, the very first treaty signed by the young United States of America:

"The government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

@georgetakei Thomas Jefferson is rolling over in his grave
@georgetakei It’s almost “funny” how alike these evangelical christians are to salafist muslims. They just want to force their beliefs on everybody else damn the consequences and lives lost.
@georgetakei No one can tell him anything. He's too coked up.
@georgetakei I’m honestly surprised it isn’t a coloring book with DTrump’s image replacing Jesus.
@georgetakei Someone needs to tell them about the Jefferson (edited to remove miracles) Bible by Thomas Jefferson's bedside.
@georgetakei Are there "secret documents" in the bibles? Might be a way they are passing on sensitive documents...