A John Wick movie where he goes on a revenge murder spree because his asshole neighbors upset his dog with fireworks.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Ooh yes. I’m on board with that. The sentiment, not the movie plot.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I am so behind this. My cats are fraid.

@OhNoSheTwitnt can I please have the lead role? We can film it in my neighborhood with me as the protagonist...

I'll have it catered? Please?

@OhNoSheTwitnt we can hire Alec Baldwin to supply the "totally an inoperable prop, promise! " weapons.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Can the bad guy's name be Russ Wyatt? Pretty please?

@OhNoSheTwitnt 100% would watch.

(I finally watched the John Wick movies recently for the first time because my spouse figured out the time markers for me to watch it without seeing the dog get hurt. Good man, he is.)

@OhNoSheTwitnt fireworks need to banned not only for destroying the environment but for also scaring the hell out of our pets and all animals
@OhNoSheTwitnt And teams up with a whole mess of #PTSD #Veterans and other random PTSD folks.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Couldn't he go on a reverse murder spree? As in, approach dead people and make them into living people?
@OhNoSheTwitnt where do I sign to make this happen?
@OhNoSheTwitnt he has to strangle everybody, so as not to make too much noise.
@OhNoSheTwitnt the sequel where Wick, and everyone from the hotel, go round on NYE with treats and blankets comforting dogs left alone while fireworks go off
@OhNoSheTwitnt Glad to see you here! And I'm all in for NCIS type murder porn too.
@OhNoSheTwitnt
That should be an Interwebs thing: all the different innocuous things that set off a John Wick revenge murder spree.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Why can’t they celebrate by firing them off inside their own house?
@OhNoSheTwitnt
John wick realises folks want to do fireworks at midnight on the 31st and waits patiently.
His patients wears thin at 2am when said fireworks are still being released.
He is still slightly peeved that the UK 5th November fireworks seem to last from 1st November till the 15th.
Let's goooo. John...

@OhNoSheTwitnt

I sympathise and relate - I've had neighbours like that...

@OhNoSheTwitnt oh I'm definitely gonna be in his possy for this.

@OhNoSheTwitnt

I just wish John Wick would go after these shitty GOPers just as a change of pace and maybe the NRA, too. boom. carry on

@OhNoSheTwitnt

rather have John Wick immediately shoot the people who shoot innocent people and save us all the court and jury trouble. Better yet, if he can just shoot the bad one prior to them shooting an innocent person or persons, that would be cool.