A John Wick movie where he goes on a revenge murder spree because his asshole neighbors upset his dog with fireworks.

@OhNoSheTwitnt can I please have the lead role? We can film it in my neighborhood with me as the protagonist...

I'll have it catered? Please?

@OhNoSheTwitnt we can hire Alec Baldwin to supply the "totally an inoperable prop, promise! " weapons.