At a funeral a man says to the widow, "Madam, may I say a word?"
She replies, "Yes yes, please do."
He stands up slowly, clears his throat, and emphatically declares, "Comprehensive!” He then returns to his seat.
The widow looks at him with tears in her eyes and whispers, "Thank you. That means everything."😭
@QasimRashid the man’s sister then says to the widow “may I say a word, too?”
Upon getting the nod, she too rises to her feet with gravitas, surveys the room, and intones, “Plethora.”
The widow smiles sadly and says, “Thank you so much. That means a lot.”
@kathryntewson @QasimRashid The sister’s cousin rises and asks to follow suit.
When the widow smiles wanly, he stands, gestures at the gathering, and declaims, “El mundo.”
The widow sighs, rolls her eyes, and says, “Thank you, that means the world to me.”
Oh, the widow is a native Spanish speaker.
@kathryntewson
@QasimRashid
The man's coworker from his office's Paris branch is present. She leans over to the widow. "May I say a couple of words?"
After the widow assents, the coworker rises, looks at her feet for a moment, and then with subtle strength lifts her head and forcefully states, "Le monde."
She then sits down, turns back to the widow, and whispers, "Thank you. That means the world to me."
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