Caleb SpronkDec 24, 2022
Geraldine

Family: *starts fighting*

Me, *sobbing*: Can we please not do this now, during Honda's Biggest Sale of the Year?

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Show threadhowiecohenDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist related: some indie Florida rock released earlier this year from one of my favorite bands https://youtu.be/ELC8xe8dBCA
Another Harsh Toyotathon

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Show threadAndy BohnDec 23, 2022

@everywhereist

But in my household, we celebrate Toyotathon!

Show threadpacanukeha❌ (seasonally appropriate remix)Dec 23, 2022
@everywhereist our prices are so low they'll drive your family crazy!
Show threadMisanthropesqDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist In the corner, a child is trapped under a giant bow, his cries muffled by the enormous ribbon.
Show threadColin DurantDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist No, we honor the “Lexus December To Remember” in this home. Did you not see the giant red bows?
Show threadcharlie schwartzDec 23, 2022
@cgdurant @everywhereist
this is the reply I was here for!
Show threadJohn MinnihanDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist
A-
Show threadDavid J. LoehrDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist You have to feel for mixed marriages celebrating both Happy Honda Days and Toyotathon.
Show threadPhx611Dec 23, 2022
@everywhereist is anybody getting the Liberty Insurance under the tree?
Show threadPeter CohenDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist It's during these dark, cold, troubling times that we should try to remember that in just a few months, it'll be a Subaru Summer.
Show threadOliverUvDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist merry chrysler
Show threadGoing T. MaineDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist Talking about Toyotathon? In THIS house?
Show threadGoing T. MaineDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist Oh, I see I made the joke everyone is making. It's a good joke!
Show threadgnarlygeekDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist Hey, not to criticize, but you misspelled Toyota-thon! 😂
Show threadBarak Ollama, Esq.Dec 24, 2022
@gnarlygeek @everywhereist lmao
Show threadNick "Neiloch" Dec 23, 2022
@everywhereist "DON'T YOU DARE RUIN ANOTHER TOYOTATHON FOR THIS FAMILY!"
Show threadLewis EdwardsDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist Won't somebody please think of the salespeople?
Show threadAtlantiaDec 23, 2022
@binaryequation @everywhereist I thought we were all finding new roads with Chevy?
Show threadRod_RescuemanDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist
Show threadCoyotyDec 23, 2022
@everywhereist ♫ Happy Honda Days... ♫
Show threadEvelynn Dec 24, 2022

@everywhereist Please respect it, Honda made #RedbullRacing great again 😭 .

#Formula1

Show threadShinigamiDad 死Dec 24, 2022
@everywhereist
Show threadMarkDec 24, 2022
@everywhereist @jon happy toyotathon!
Show threadLyra (🎼, 🦄) & Bon-Bon (🅱️, 🍬)Dec 24, 2022
@everywhereist 🍬 Lyra's family is a #Toytotathon celebrator 🍬
Show threadSector9Dec 24, 2022

@everywhereist
🎶 Like a good neighbor... 🎶

I am so thankful for ad blocking and I don't watch broadcast tv.

I'm Lovin' It!

Show threadtoolbear#🪧Dec 24, 2022
@everywhereist
I'm contractually obligated to share:
LEVEL 7 SUSCEPTIBLE
https://youtu.be/CKiB7abyjBE
🚙 ❤️
Honda Obsession - Level 7 Susceptible

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Show threadbastageDec 24, 2022
@everywhereist
Show threadGrandmaster FlushDec 24, 2022
@everywhereist You can buy now and fight later with low low zero percent financing.
Show threadGauchohaulicDec 24, 2022
@everywhereist They want it to be “A December to Remember!”
Show threadDr. Matty G (he/him)Dec 24, 2022
@everywhereist WE HAD TO LEAVE TOYOTATHON EARLY LAST YEAR
Show threadhauntedsteamshipDec 24, 2022
@everywhereist "We say Happy Hondadays in THIS family"
Show threadGeraldineDec 24, 2022
@hauntedsteamship "For one day, I'm just asking you all to act civic to one another!"
Show threadTinaDec 25, 2022
@everywhereist I can’t afford a Benz either 😩
Show threadBeth Weigand 🦭Dec 26, 2022
@everywhereist must boost since I stole this joke at least 3 times yesterday 🤗
Show threadMiaPalmerDec 27, 2022
@everywhereist 😂😂😂