Paul CutlipDec 23, 2022
ann hedonia  
writing malware that will infect a Kindle and replace all the books with ads for mexican beer. that's right, a novel corona virus
Dec 23, 2022 at 1:35amWeb
Show threadann hedonia  Dec 23, 2022
y'all seem to like tortured puns here; let me recommend the works of spider robinson
Show threadDavid LynchDec 23, 2022
@ann I mean, it only stands to reason.
Show threadDDRDec 29, 2022
@ann I finished a book of his last week. I will heartily vouch for the veracity of this statement! 😁
Show threadLt.Cpl Хуёвый ПчеловодDec 23, 2022
@ann
Show threadMichael GurskiDec 23, 2022
@ann you MONSTER! Teach me more...
Show threadWalt CampbellDec 23, 2022

@ann

That just might be the most clever and awful joke. Ever. 😉

Show threadLaurenDec 23, 2022
@ann *snorts*
Show threadDoctor MemoryDec 23, 2022

@ann I don’t even know you and I am compelled to say:

Ann.

(Also is that… a Locked Tomb themed mastodon server??)

Show threadSean Lake: famous ballet Dec 23, 2022
@memory @ann (I would also like to know!!)
Show threadFaith  Dec 23, 2022
@ann
Show threadAndrew FeeneyDec 23, 2022
@ann Imagine the news trying to figure out how to report on that.
Show threadSudaksis  Dec 23, 2022
@ann Given that this will all take place over telecommunications, this would also be a Telenovela conora virus
Show threadStone Bear Dec 23, 2022
@ann oy cerveza. @Ten , @kittencaboodle , this is up y'all's alley...
Show threadRyan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈Dec 23, 2022
@ann 🤦
Show threadPeter HolloDec 23, 2022
@ann BOOKED for attempting to go viral
Show threadArynn Crow Dec 23, 2022

@ann
*sigh*

*reblog*

Show threadstephen judkinsDec 23, 2022
@ann
Show threadEve ThorneDec 23, 2022
@ann 😂​
Show threadBarry GoldmanDec 23, 2022
@ann you will be flogged with pun cushion and sent to bed without dinner!
Show threadGary GussDec 23, 2022
@ann Ow!
Show threadmattyzero🦊Dec 23, 2022
@ann lmfao thank you for this
Show threadLinaBDec 23, 2022
@ann lol
Show threadEeBeDec 23, 2022
@ann when I read this, I couldn't stop the immediate evil laughter!
Show threadFlakiDec 23, 2022
@ann Novell??! 
Show threadgphDec 23, 2022
@ann @TechConnectify you would be proud of this one!
Show threadprogressiveartistDec 23, 2022
@ann 🤣🤣🤣
Show thread🏳️‍🌈Real-TimeDec 23, 2022
@ann
Kindle already has this, it's a feature
Show threadJosiah Wilson ​Dec 23, 2022
@ann I boosted this earlier but I didn't notice your instance. 🦴​
Show threadAphrodite (recharging)Dec 23, 2022

@ann

and i thought all the concern i publicly shared when i saw 24pks of this beverage piled high at the liquor store was bad

because i was in shock at all the cases of corona being deliberately spread

Show threadSpyros TzortzisDec 23, 2022
@ann @hankgreen That's a great dad joke for DearHankAndJohn!
Show threadJesseDec 23, 2022
@ann At first I read this as replacing all the ads (on ad supported Kindles) and I just want to say this is an actually good idea that someone should actually do.
Show threadThe StationkeeperDec 23, 2022
@ann Winner!
Show threadNullNoMoreDec 23, 2022
@ann - now to wait until someone is awake so I can share...
Show threadBoredomFestivalDec 23, 2022
@ann blocked and reported
Show threadZirceanDec 23, 2022
@ann kill me...
Show threadLiminal FictionDec 23, 2022
@ann * dies *
Show threadMark GilbertDec 23, 2022
@ann Groan.
Show threadLaurie VossDec 23, 2022
@ann booo hisss
Show threadGeorge HoDec 23, 2022
I’m glad that it’s still possible for something to go viral on Mastodon
Show threadMikeKDec 23, 2022

@george

Arrgh. I didn't realisse it's already

#punday

Show threadInfinite BuffaloDec 23, 2022
@mkarliner @george
if you do it right, _every_ day is punday.
Show threadGoing T. MaineDec 23, 2022
@ann delete this
Show threadPatrick McLaughlinDec 23, 2022

@ann

A telenovela virus.

Show threadWhakatūNick📸Dec 23, 2022
@ann this made me want to both tell you to leave right now and boost this toot. So I just have
Show threadBenDec 23, 2022
@ann thank you, I love it
Show threadbagoDec 23, 2022
@ann
Show threadMelodyDec 23, 2022
@ann
Show threadOutOfExile_IDR § Voice ®™️Dec 23, 2022
@ann
Brilliant!!👏
Show threadSean TilleyDec 23, 2022
@ann nooooo 😂
Show threadRicardo HarvinDec 23, 2022
@ann Ending the year strong with this late-entry, high quality contender for pun of the year 👏🏿
Show threadJosé Pablo IriarteDec 24, 2022
@ann oh my god
Show threadOldBrushNewPaperDec 24, 2022

@ann BWA HA HA HA HAH

*groan*

Plus, for extra reach, I read this lovely work aloud to Loving Spouse. He groaned most satisfyingly!

Show threadGen X-WingDec 24, 2022
@ann @pyoor That sounds better than the majority of ads in general.
Show threadSean Eric FaganDec 24, 2022
@ann TOO SOON
Show threadJeff Hall - PCIGuru Dec 24, 2022
@ann Time to go home Mom! LMAO!!!!
Show threadAunt EefDec 24, 2022
@ann this explains SO MUCH
"did you get that malware done?"
"yeah it's spreading all over now"
"So can't wait for all the Kindles to blow up w/beer ads" 😂
"OHH, you meant -- well shit" 😬 😷
Show threadAdam ADec 24, 2022
@ann
Show threadKarsten™️Dec 26, 2022
@ann Speaking of Kindles, this Christmas I gave one filled with philosophical treatises to a friend of mine so I could make my bud wiser.
Show threadApicultor 🐝Dec 27, 2022
@ann Thanks, I hate it.