Larry Villella
David Penfold 
I read that Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It's a little fit bunny...
That's enough bad jokes for today!
Jerry π¦ππ¦@jerry sorry π
Seclovin@davep and I think we all know what Elton Johnβs favorite type of lettuce is.
Edge
daniel@davep A tip of the hat to you, sir
Josh@davep Letβs hope he doesnβt overdo it orβ¦
B-B-B-Bunny at the vetβs.
B-B-B-Bunny at the vetβs.
RooftopJacks@davep did you pull your Christmas cracker too early?
@rooftopaxx unfortunately there's plenty more where these came from!
muΔ±Δ±Δ±o@davep I did a double take and then burst out laughing π
Dennis Faucher 
@dennisfaucher @davep Be gay as hell and live your fucking life!!! π
PadreSJ@davep not bad! π
Eastender In Cymru Wales@davep Elton John was asked who his favourite French Composer was. He said Saint-Saens says so much
kiwisHugeEgg@davep this made me smile the stupidest smile.
@kiwisHugeEgg I aim to please/groan... π
Annamal
Clive Partridge@davep I hear he's learning hindustani... sari seems to be the hardest word.
Keith_R
SDK_Resists@davep
π€ππ€£ I see what you did there π
π€ππ€£ I see what you did there π
acm@davep
oh no
oh no
@acm_redfox sorry π€£
doug@davep oh. my. gorsh.
jigbean@davep My family will not thank you for this joke but I do. π
Trojan Duck@davep I know it's not much but it's the best I can do