Oh great, just what we need.

#snow #MeanwhileInCanada

Falling iguanas in Florida: Chilly temperatures could lead to bizarre Christmas scene

Near-freezing temperatures caused by wind chills predicted for Christmas in Florida have the chance to "freeze" green iguanas.

USA TODAY
@MeanwhileinCanada it makes all of this cold weather seem like a cake walk now 
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I mean they must be pretty frozen at this time of the year, would it be hailing lizards?
@deltatux @MeanwhileinCanada
It's better than hailing taxis I suppose
@MeanwhileinCanada Did you have a "lizzard warning" on your 2022 BINGO card? I sure didn't!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Great, the Q nuts are right, big tech, Democrats and CEOโ€™s are really lizard people in disguise.
@MeanwhileinCanada why oh why did we all ignore David Icke all these years?!?
Falling iguanas in Florida: Chilly temperatures could lead to bizarre Christmas scene

Near-freezing temperatures caused by wind chills predicted for Christmas in Florida have the chance to "freeze" green iguanas.

USA TODAY

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Oh no, it's the Giant Gila Monster!

@MeanwhileinCanada So does that mean King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is playing?

@MeanwhileinCanada Looks like a job for Les Nessman.

https://youtu.be/9C-xacUHNuQ

WKRP in Cincinnati - Monster Lizard Ravages East Coast (1982)

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@raballentine @MeanwhileinCanada AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome pull. Now if you have tape on floor to symbolize where the walls would be...........
@raballentine @MeanwhileinCanada
Less and his flying Christmas Turkeys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Love that clip, the b is out on the printer ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@MeanwhileinCanada It's the Lizzo-Izzard celebrity couple ship name.
@MeanwhileinCanada king Gizzard unavailable for comment.
@MeanwhileinCanada Not again! Why doesn't he just stay in Tokyo?!
@MeanwhileinCanada I for one welcome our lizzard overlords
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#Douglasadams #LizzardWarning
why don't people get rid of the lizards?
It honestly doesn't occur to them said Ford......
You mean they actually vote for the lizards?
Oh yes,said Ford with a shrug, of course.
But, said Arthur, going for the big one again, why?
Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in
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๐Ÿ‰ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸฆŽ๐ŸฆŽ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ– ๐Ÿฒ
@MeanwhileinCanada So on Sunday the invasive lizzards head back to Florida? Is that what you're forecasting?
@MeanwhileinCanada Must be a really big โ€œlizzardโ€ that it deserves a warning. ๐Ÿคฃ
@MeanwhileinCanada This actually applies in Florida.
@MeanwhileinCanada ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@MeanwhileinCanada Damn those Lizzards! Do they use up in packs or single file across the hiway?
@MeanwhileinCanada @pilotmike Hmm did you ever watch the TV series โ€˜Vโ€™?
@MeanwhileinCanada I'd be ok with lizards but not snow
@MeanwhileinCanada
As if blizzards aren't bad enough.
@MeanwhileinCanada
๐ŸŽถ It's raining Lizzards Hallelujah ๐ŸŽถ
@MeanwhileinCanada ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸฆŽ
@MeanwhileinCanada The L isnโ€™t even near the B so methinks this was intentional to see if you were paying attention
@MeanwhileinCanada Lose one more letter, and it could be an Eddie Izzard warning. Storms in, full makeup and stilettos.
@MeanwhileinCanada If it's cold enough, the lizards will freeze.
Unless they're radioactive.
Off to See the Lizard by Jimmy Buffett

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@MeanwhileinCanada it's nice of the lizzards ๐ŸฆŽ to limit themselves to this window of time...unlike those self involved squirrels ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ˜‰
@MeanwhileinCanada Living in the start of the tropics, other than spelling, this is real! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป
@MeanwhileinCanada @chellman Cricket teams have been dispatched nationwide. Meanwhile, museums and national archivist are especially warned against unskinny classically trained musicians of color twerking while playing historically important flutes.