There were three men came out of the West
Three kings both great and high
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon must die.

They took a tank and ran him down
With bullets in his head
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon was dead

But when the Spring came kindly on
And showers began to fall
John Mastodon got up again
And did surprise them all...

@neilhimself I see you haven't tweeted this on the other place. I'll RT if you do. If you don't, we'll all understand why. Whoever he appoints to be his stooge will have as much of a humor bypass as he himself does.
@TomDelargy Sounds like #JohnMastodon might just be one of them High Heeled Boys (but with no Low Spark)
@jimmyraytuneno @TomDelargy 🎶 The percentage you’re paying came out of the West
While you’re living on fortunes to try
And three men in a suit have just made a new vow
That this Barleycorn fellow must die.
And they’ve plowed him, they’ve sown him, they’ve harrowed him in
Threw down clods that didn’t make any noise
And now little Sir John has just sprung up his head
At the low spark of high-heeled boys 🎶
@avram @TomDelargy well I believe that thanks to both @donmelton and #johnmastodon, The Traffic has increased!
@jimmyraytuneno @avram @TomDelargy I somehow missed this message earlier. 🤔 Sorry about that! Unless, of course, it's a good thing. 😀
@donmelton @avram @TomDelargy I mean it as goodl, you have done much for the newbies like me.