Molly Whitepersonally i'm delighted that "live-tooting" is catching on.
via Amy Castor and @davidgerard in their latest: https://amycastor.com/2022/12/18/crypto-collapse-binance-is-not-so-fine-ftx-delaware-vs-ftx-bahamas-celsius-voyager-gemini-tether/
The Book of KelsI would also accept "emitted a series of toots".
notchrist
Alex Boten@molly0xfff could we shorten it to… looted?
Jascha
Matt@codeboten @molly0xfff Molly looted the Senate?
Bill, organizer of stuff@molly0xfff
Hot damn. Nice.
Hot damn. Nice.
Adnan@molly0xfff What an odious description for the narration of a case that stinks to the high heavens.
Caleb Faruki@molly0xfff in French, it's "pouet" which basically means honk. I much prefer honks to toots 😂
Blake Leonard@kleb so THAT's where the word "poot" came from
@blake it's pronounced "pooh-ett". A funny kids joke is to say "dit camion" (say truck) and after you say it they honk you and say "pouet-pouet". It's been quite the experience assimilating here 😂
@kleb live-honking would also be a very fun turn of phrase
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jensho (she/her)@molly0xfff awesome!!
shanebeeI think a tshirt is in order: "Keep on tootin'..."
MrSaver@molly0xfff I’ll toot when I’m dead
sub_o@molly0xfff I tired live rooting before. Totally cleared out the room.
stephen judkins@molly0xfff i love it. be the cringe you want to see in the world
@stephenjudkins words to live by
thesuperpapagai@molly0xfff @Mastodon Bring it Back!
Aviva Gary@molly0xfff go you go
Crypt🤮@molly0xfff as a child, my baptist fundi grandparents made me say "toot" instead of "fart" in their house. so now every time people say "toot" i immediately think of farts.
Bernie Hofley 
@cryptobarf @molly0xfff “toot” always remind me of my father who was quite fond of this fun little gem.
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans with every meal.”
Damn, but I miss him….
Ms. Understood@cryptobarf @molly0xfff I can't get used to it for the same reason. " beans beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot"
@molly0xfff Personally I'd prefer a system that allows for live, one-way sharing around a specific topic, sorta like Telegram channels but expendable, linked to some posting account (either the actual author or an org name) and not on Telegram. #ActivityPub could do this but I think something closer to RSS+WebSockets could be better suited.
Misintelligence's Live Center currently does this by polling an API every 60 seconds that is backed by a Matrix room.
Chris CarlinWould RSS+WebSockets be a push serivce, though? I hate the idea of polling APIs.
Although pushing individually to instances has its own issues with scalability...
Anyway, my immediate reaction is that maybe another solution would be better, but if ActivityPub can already do it, is the other solution sufficiently better to justify having another solution to maintain.
What do you think?
@crcarlin
Websockets maintains an active stream, so it isn't polling.
Websockets maintains an active stream, so it isn't polling.
Lee@molly0xfff “Go away, Mom. I’m tooting.” - Me, in a month or so, I guess.
Victoria Guido@molly0xfff I drafted a blog post that had a section for "tooting tips" and made myself laugh embarrassingly hard
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@molly0xfff "we now go live to molly on the scene"
batlock666@molly0xfff Beans, beans, the musical fruit ...
Kensan@molly0xfff I read it afterthought fact and it was some fine live-tooting, thank you!
David Hoang@molly0xfff You are a trail blazer!
JDWr1ghtBra1n@molly0xfff
I tend to live-toot more after a big meal.
I tend to live-toot more after a big meal.
Jodie Turner
Kewtie BirdAwesome!
I, personally, dig the idea of sending a “toot”.
But, then again, I’ve not gotten over the use of the word Fart here in Norway, my better half’s homeland. It pleases me to see it every time.
Toot away, world!
@molly0xfff Rudy Giuliani deserves to get the recognition for inventing live-tooting
Dave Cheney@molly0xfff @davidgerard it’s the perfect irregular verb; I am extremely online, you follow current events, she live tooted the entire indictment.
freeluna@molly0xfff @davidgerard if you’re buying crypto, it makes no sense to leave your cryptocurrency and/or fiat money on the exchange.
David Gerard@billclawson well it does, in that crypto is still in 2022 clunky brittle garbage that is all but unusable for humans.
Remember that ~100% of crypto holders got into it for the money and can't necessarily work computers, let alone understand how this bunch-of-wires lab bench prototype works.
I can't find it, but there was a straw poll on /r/bitcoin a few years ago that showed 90+% of users keeping their hodling on coinbase.