A lot of reporters want to talk about Elon and Twitter. Instead of responding to them, I'll just post something here and see if they can find it. It will be good practice for them in using Mastodon.

I think it will be a relief to Elon to go back to focusing on cars and rockets. Those are arguably more important problems anyway. And he could still do good things for Twitter too, if he hires the right CEO.

@paulg

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@paulg I fear him owning Twitter and the enormous financial liability it is, but not running day to day operations, is going to drive him (and the new massively micromanaged CEO) bonkers
@paulg honestly I miss all the powerful virality mechanisms. Maybe if people boost things instinctively then mastodon will have the same wildness as twitter usually does :)
@skr @paulg I disagree. Humans should be choosing what becomes popular. Any ranking should be intimately linked to positive factors, not 'engagement'. As soon as an algorithm tries to decide what I'll like, it influences me according to somebody else's agenda.

@skr

Do yourself a favour and look at #JohnMastodon #JoanMastodon

@Homebrewandhacking @skr

I skimmed but I don't feel like I "get it", would you mind explaining the thought behind the tag(s)?

@Kazuyadarklight @Homebrewandhacking @skr The Twitter account @joinmastodon was one that Twitter suspended, and a reporter said "among the Twitter account suspensions was someone named John Mastodon ..." Hilarity ensued, along with The [brand new] Legend of John Mastodon.
@paulg Would you not think that whoever he appoints will just be his stooge anyway. Also, interested to know why you think rockets are a pressing problem.
@paulg ā€œCould still do good things?ā€ He did an unbelievable amount of damage in his short tenure, including firing key people and teams. That information those people brought to the company is gone and never coming back. It would take years to rebuild Twitter to what it was in March.
@mostlyharmlessz @paulg I agree. I see no easy path to returning twitter to anything close to what it was as long as he owns it. Any CEO will be controlled by Musk. So I think there would still be immediate major changes with no vetting by legal that end up being overturned a day later. And another CEO will not stop Musk from tweeting, which ultimately will do more damage than a CEO could fix.
@paulg it is going to be tough to find a ceo unless he promises not to run random polls about major decisions, like whether he should be fired lol šŸ˜†
@olcan @paulg
Vox populi, vox Dei.
Looks like I'll be the next Twitter's CEO and I'll abide by the result of this pool.
@paulg if enough Twitter hub users leave and the network collapses, and Mastodon helps create a better Internet, Lonnie will likely claim that was his intent the whole time. A $44bn self sacrifice for the greater good.
@descartes @paulg I would still welcome it. It would have been a worthy 44bn sacrifice after all.
@paulg respect to sticking to your guns. it was sad how many journalists were banned from twitter, only came to mastodon to complain about the twitter ban, then ran back to twitter the second they got unbanned. have some self-respect!
@paulg 100% agree! Elon's fall is all the harder to watch as he is the one who popularized electric cars and made the concept of disposable rocket launchers corny...

@paulg Whom do you think would he appoint as the new CEO? Lex, Sriram or David?

My bet is probably Sriram Krishnan.

@saipatil @paulg some of the worst picks possible. They'll do no better than previous Twitter management.

It's basically impossible to find a great CEO for Twitter because the best candidates will realize, like Jack Dorsey did, that only correct thing to do would be to diminish the service by decentralizing it (i.e. making it a Mastadon/Bluesky/whatever server), which is what Jack wanted to do.

So anyone willing to *grow* Twitter would be 1. stupid or 2. unprincipled or 3. both.

@spacetimealien @paulg Um, I think it's highly unlikely that Twitter under Elon's buyout would be completely decentralized.
Elon would most likely use Twitter (specifically its distribution) to build his dream all-in-one 'X app'.
@saipatil @paulg hiring a great CEO is for Twitter is like trying to hire a great CEO for a cigarette company.
@paulg Don’t really understand why he ventured into social media in the first place. It’s not an engineering problem, it’s a social one. The former Elon has proven to be pretty good at, while the latter…well everything I’ve heard suggests Elon has about a 0 EQ lol
@erikth2355 @paulg the product is the stock price and the brand, SpaceX still loses massive amounts of money and Tesla’s profitability is going to very difficult to maintain with rising competition and how slow they’ve been to deliver on their roadmap. Without Twitter pumps it’s hard to see how Tesla would have such an astronomical stock price, at one point more than the rest of the auto market combined
@mostlyharmlessz @paulg so you’re saying him buying Twitter is just an attempt to maintain his viral marketing machine for tesla? i don’t doubt it but it seems really short-sided for a man like Elon
@paulg @erikth2355 it’s hard to see any other reason he would want it, and his texts with the former CEO made it seem like it was an off the cuff decision.
@mostlyharmlessz @paulg yea it really feels like he fucked himself over and got locked into a deal he didn’t actually want
@erikth2355 @paulg for power. Power over the information and the narrative. Unfortunately to manage that you need to be delicate and nuanced
@adamduda @paulg this feels like the right answer. i’m hoping it’s not and his reasoning is that he just really likes Twitter, but i doubt it. It’s funny when these billionaires make power moves like this because it shows deep down, we’re all just children lol

@erikth2355 @paulg it is always about power. Money gives you power. You basically can tell people to do stuff for you in exchange for $. But once you have unlimited $ you want power on something else. Like information. Once you have this you want the power to send people to fight for you. Politics and position of a dictator gives you that. Etc.

People with unlimited money can have all the women and lay on the beaches till the end of their days. Yet very seldom they do that.

@paulg Musk should focus 100% on space. Twitter is distractions, almost every major car got electric model so Tesla is not as important as it used to be.

Let's help Musk by making conscious customer choices.

@paulg You say this as if he did not reveal very publicly that something is very wrong with him. Also, you know, the serial lying is catching up with him.
@TradingPlacesResearch @paulg exactly. I’m not sure we want anyone with this much obvious emotional trauma working on rockets and brain chips. Not sure how pivots back to being a competent engineer or executive (if he ever was one) after this fiasco without some doing some serious work on himself

@localproducer

He's not a competent anything. He did not engineer the cars or rockets and his management is atrocious. They succeed in spite of him, not because of.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-business-playbook-boss-visionary-jerk-spacex-tesla-twitter-2022-12

Elon Musk was always a visionary jerk, bad boss at SpaceX, Tesla. But it won't work at Twitter.

Elon Musk has used the same playbook at all of his companies from Tesla to SpaceX. Sadly for him, his model will cause Twitter to go down in flames.

Insider
@TradingPlacesResearch @paulg He lies constantly, even manipulating stocks, and is cruel to employees time and again.
@SloanStudio @paulg He spent all of 2021 manipulating Tesla stock and crypto on Twitter like it was his only job
@TradingPlacesResearch @paulg If we consider the last two months as an extended job interview, then it's hard to justify him being in a management position.

@paulg if Elon Musk causes decentralized social media to reach critical mass, even through his own blundering, he'll have made yet another great contribution to humanity and I'll sincerely thank him for it.

If it costs him $45 billion of the value he captured from his previous great contributions, that doesn't seem so bad in the grand scheme of things. The money went to a good cause and he'll be okay.

@paulg he already destroyed the company and pretty much the Twitter brand. A new CEO will change nothing.

@paulg

The flavor of David Brooks is way too strong here.

Musk is a dick. He’s a bigot. He’s an authoritarian. He’s been a complete ass to the people employed by Tesla and SpaceX — who are the ones doing the wonderful things.

Leave him in Qatar, without access to the internet.

@paulg You will trigger a mass exodus from twitter to mastodon!
@paulg no send him back to Africa
@paulg glad to have you here. We appreciate your wisdom

@paulg I haven’t check nor use SNS made by Mr D. Trump but I must say since Musk took over Twitter, Twitter is basically depend on how Me CEO feels and think rather possibility of new level of communication. I was pretty disappointed.

Too much emotion and one person opinion… those need to advance and push new technologies but not ā€œonā€ communication and discussion platforms, in my opinion.

@paulg His skill set didn’t transfer. No one wants to discuss it but his unmanaged bipolar disorder & Asperger’s are real barriers to grasping & managing a ā€œsocialā€ media platform which requires an ability to understand & balance the needs of a diverse user base w competing interests & needs. It’s unfortunate his ppl didn’t help him either get out of the purchase or immediately appoint a publicly apolitical pro ceo & a committee of seasoned pros 2 craft & manage healthy moderation policy.
@paulg musk will not stop his open hatred towards Americans
@paulg I worry that this is what we have to look forward to for Twitter.

@paulg After seeing his management "style" at Twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if he's seen as a liability at SpaceX and Tesla.

Now I wonder if both companies are filled to the brim with burned out engineers who, had they been managed properly, could have boosted the efficiency and output of both companies by at least 200%?

Pushing long hours, retaliating for perceived "offenses", and generally acting like a manchild does not make for a good leader.

One would think he would beta test a variety of management styles with things like 4 day workweeks, remote work, etc. and come up with something futuristic and innovative. Instead he seems to have taken up the playbook of ignorant 19th century factory owners.

My questions are - what is the turnover at both companies? What percentate of new hires are recent grads? How long do they last? Where do they go next? What have they shared about their work experience?

@paulg but was he really an asset at #tesla or #Sspacex? Or was it just his war chest and star power? https://at.tumblr.com/numberonecatwinner/elon-wyd/x85ac7kw1q3m
@paulg bro u understand that man has been scamming you his hole life? he hasn't contributed a single thing to civilization, he is nothing but a leech
@paulg seems like a good practice in general to avoid misrepresentation from journalists
@paulg personally, I think a virtual town square is vastly more important that card and rockets.