Parker MolloyEveryone, 2008-2021: Man, it seems like the people who run this company don't even use the product. I wish Twitter was run by someone who was at least a regular user of it
2022:
๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ถShane@parkermolloy lolololol *cry*
Anthony 
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bastage@parkermolloy It takes an army to make any of this stuff work so watching Facebook/Meta and Twitter implode simultaneously due to garbage leadership is pretty impressive.
Queer Satanic
COMPU73E โ๏ธ@parkermolloy oh fuck, you're totally right
Martin Woolf@parkermolloy Definitely falls into the category of "Be careful what you wish for."
hasenpfefferChuck Grassley, once he retires next year to gift his seat to his nephew, should be put in charge of Twitter. He's the only guy who both understands how to use the platform and yet would be incapable of being cogent enough to abuse leadership of the platform. A benevolent ghost.
greg โโ
โปโโโ@hasenpfeffer @parkermolloy twitter: a good place for u kno whatโข
QuincyPeck@parkermolloy this explains so much.
Fergus Ryan
Bobbi Elle๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐@parkermolloy THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY!!!!
Ruthanne
YnoT@parkermolloy damned monkey paw.
Hobbes@parkermolloy this post deserves way more love.
Jocelynephiliac 
@parkermolloy omg, I just commented on this to my wife today. Clearly there was a reason they didnโt use it!
Alyssa Voronin@parkermolloy Having a Twitter account (or ever having had one) should immediately disqualify anyone from being in the executive management of any company.