Can't just talk about the other site all day, so... against the advice of ChatGPT and others... I am going to attempt to replace the door boot seal on my 15 year old washing machine and document at least some of it here (Mastodon is running a bit slow with latest influx, so we'll see)

Most people seem to expect a glorious failure, but my wife believes I can do it. #SpinImIn #DIYfollies

The door boot seal has holes in it, so any time we run the laundry a ton of water leaks onto the garage floor.... and we just sweep it out onto the driveway (you can see a leftover puddle below).

I have watched a dozen YouTube videos... and have made a (really, not kidding) 37 point checklist to follow.

#SpinImIn #DIYfollies

Welp. This was working out way too easy. Removed the old boot seal with just a few scrapes and curses... only to realize that my washing machine had one without a drainage hose connected to the boot seal... But my replacement boot seal has a drainage hole. This presents a problem.

#SpinImIn #DIYfollies

Turns out LG made this design change in August 2007. I bought this machine in September 2007. Looks like I got one of the last models without the drain tube in the boot seal. Going to try to... just seal up the hole. 🤞
Brief interlude as @adamsteinbaugh thought he might actually have a spare of the part I needed. Turns out... close but nope (still hilarious, thank you John Mastodon). I've now sealed the hole with marine grade sealant... And we'll see how this goes.

Sorry for the slow followup. The next problem, I came to... It turns out that the new boot seal I got, besides having an unwanted drain tube that was open... shipped with all the other inputs... sealed shut. So I needed to carefully x-acto knife the holes in the proper spot to as exact a specification as possible... Easier said than done... but eventually... done.

#SpinImIn #DIYfollies

And then... it was just nearly an hour and a freaking half of me trying to get the stupid boot seal back on the washer.

A little aside. Nearly every YouTube video I watched said that you needed to take the front of the washer off to do this job. And getting it off and putting it back were about 20 of the 37 steps.

However... there was ONE video that showed you how to do it WITHOUT taking off the front. Even though that guy says most people take off the front.

Guess which approach I tried?

Turns out, getting the stupid seal back on the machine is WAY freaking easier if you aren't shoving your fingers in between the front of the machine and the inner tub.

Yet... that's what I did. Eventually.

THEN I had to get the spring loaded boot clamp back on, and EVEN THOUGH I BOUGHT THE SPECIAL TOOL to do JUST THAT ONE THING, it proved... difficult.

Eventually, my wonderful wife and I, together, using four hands, somehow figured out how to get the clamp back on. Don't ask me how.

Then, the final seal and clamp, which was annoying... but doable... and... the whole thing appears to be back together. Somehow. Not testing it tonight because I want to wait for the marine sealant to cure (24 hours). But... IN THEORY, I have replaced the boot seal gasket on my washing machine.

The backs of my hands are all scraped up and I somehow squeezed the tip of a finger in some pliers in an extremely painful manner, but mostly... all good.

#DIYfollies #SpinImIn

Stay tuned until we test it out sometime tomorrow... and see if it leaks.

And... for waiting through all that... you get a song. This was the song that inspired the tag I used for some of this thread, because... I like the song and I couldn't think of any washing machine themed song.

#SpinImIn #DIYfollies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEa9EIIwVWg

Spin I'm In

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So... didn't test out the washing machine yesterday, as we didn't have any wash to do. But this morning I ran a load... and NO LEAKS. The DIY boot seal replacement, complete with me having to seal up the extraneous drainage hole... WORKED! Success.
@mmasnick Yay! 👏 👏 👏

@mmasnick

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Now when you'll be tired to be a journalist you can have a spare job as washer machines sealer.

I know that 10b-5 is a nearly impossible standard to reach, but you have to wonder when Elon's shenanigans cause Tesla shareholders to revolt.
@mmasnick Talk about a stress test!
@mmasnick Don't worry, it'll fail soon enough!
@mmasnick i am in awe. i too once had an LG front loader with a leaky boot seal and therefore several weeks every two years or so could be found at a local laundromat with bruised and sliced up hands.
@mmasnick reading your DIY misadventure threads strongly reinforces my predisposition to never ever try to fix a home appliance myself.
@mmasnick I’m guessing John Mastodon really didn’t have washing machine door seals in mind when he invented social media. It was supposed to be important stuff and polls.
The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover

White trash washer band with a classic!“To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email [email protected]

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I would not be able to wait until tomorrow! I'd run a load right away to see if it worked.

I feel your pain a bit. I've done several roller replacements on my current dryer which seems to eat them up every 18 months or so.

@mmasnick Hey Mike. I want to share with you something that I found. If you want the blue verified check, put two colons and type “verified” between the two after your name. Like in this photo:
@daemon90 thought that depends on your instance?
@mmasnick No. Not necessarily. I just want the “chief twit” to burn in hell. 😤
@mmasnick I probably wouldn’t try this. But I did repair my dryer once after the repairman told me it would be $300 to fix it. I found this YouTube video that said I could fix it with $9 part which I got from Amazon. I went through the steps and amazingly I was able to fix it. I love YouTube videos. You can find an expert on anything on there
@mmasnick Impressive. Washing machine tech is somewhere between steampunk and dark magic.
@mmasnick Now I finally get what you were doing…. You have my admiration!All the best for your test! Fixing stuff is not easy, but in a lot of cases it‘s worth it. Actually, this inspires me to attempt fixing my 20+ years old 2.1 PC speakers. Sound is still great, but I have to permanently adjust the cables to get sound from both speakers lately. It‘s nowhere nearly as complicated as fixing a washing machine of course, but fixing is always better than buying new. Thinking of washing machines this is the song that plays in my head: https://youtu.be/Yf1ewCvFvmI
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@mmasnick @adamsteinbaugh Any chance LG makes a drain kit?
@mmasnick @adamsteinbaugh this thread, though too short and anticlimactic for my tastes, had the potential to replace the Twitter “I’m putting x item in my air fryer and will let it cook until my wife divorces me” threads.
@mmasnick @adamsteinbaugh I have faith in the theoretical underpinning of this approach
@mmasnick @adamsteinbaugh /me keeps hands in pockets, supervising, yep, yep
@mmasnick If I was you, I’d have found a solid plug that would be a tight fit in the tube and then back that up with marine sealant and maybe a zip tie. Sealant against flexible material is bound to leak sooner or later.
@mmasnick Who dares wins.
@hudsonart @mmasnick unless it's plumbing related, then it's straight up "the only way to win is not to play"
@hudsonart @mmasnick (although I wish you the best of luck)
@mmasnick
I look forward to this entire thing collapsing into frustrated googling at step 5.
@mmasnick pfft - You should buy a wet/dry vac specifically for the laundry and just kick that baby on when you run laundry like a real lazy ass!
#LaundryTips
@mmasnick the obvious solution is to just keep the washer plugged in outside so the water leaks directly out there
@sarahemclaugh @mmasnick look into area grey water rebate programs. Moving your leaky washer into your garden might make economic sense.
@sarahemclaugh @mmasnick or replace the seal 🤷‍♂️
@mmasnick
I'm not the handiest guy around and I managed to do something similar (I admit, it took me much longer than necessary I guess), but the machine is still running fine, about 8 years on. So you can do it!
@mmasnick Keep me up-to-date! I have a similar-looking machine (probably the same, really), and I dread doing that damn seal.
@mmasnick Have a feeling this will someday be one of Mastodon's Tales of Yore.
@mmasnick changed mine on a similar LG wager about a year ago. Not technically complicated, but managing the springs is a bear
@mmasnick Construction adhesive to seal the door and a jig saw to put a hole on top. I don't know why people find this difficult.
@mmasnick sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation, apparently it's a very common problem. It's one of the arguments in favor of the old fashioned top loaders as opposed to the modern "high efficiency" front loaders.
@mmasnick why do American washing machines have little stands to sit on?
Ours:

@joearisia
Most don't. Some folks like to have the front loaders up a little higher so they don't have to bend over as far.

@mmasnick

@joearisia they don't have to, but it makes them higher up and it gives us a drawer underneath to store stuff, which was useful in this location.
@mmasnick This is my fear. I will prepare, go get everything I need to do this maintenance task I've never done before, finally work up the gumption to start (because we can still use the machine), start, then find the first in a list of 8 things that, once you've done it once it seems kind of obvious in retrospect, until you *really* think about it & realize that there are a million little standards that make this stuff easy but for which your background in IT has made you never assume.