I finally realized: I can quit ranting. For this purpose I have now found a skilled professional. So over to @adamconover and the video he potentially took out of my head and heart: https://youtu.be/oVj4kZF-Fgk
There were three men came out of the West
Three kings both great and high
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon must die.
They took a tank and ran him down
With bullets in his head
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon was dead
But when the Spring came kindly on
And showers began to fall
John Mastodon got up again
And did surprise them all...