I put "John Mastodon, CEO of Mastodon" into DALL-E 2 and this is what it spat out.

The second photo is him founding the company in the late 1990s in his college dorm room.

#JohnMastodon

@provisionalidea is that logo an apple with a huge bite out of it? ๐Ÿ˜‚
@johnefrancis @provisionalidea And the bite marks leave behind an apple that's definitely flipping the bird, so to speak
@provisionalidea little known fact the first name for the website was "Jodstodon" as seen on his t shirt.
@trochee @provisionalidea twttr : Twitter :: jodstdon : Mastodon
@trochee @provisionalidea brb migrating to jodstdon.social, the original Mastodon instance
#jodstdon

@womump @provisionalidea you can tell it was his old username because it's the kind of eight character mess you get from naming conventions on Vax mainframes in 1994

JOhn DenniS masToDON

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It is a little unsettling that it is getting progressively better at approximating some of the input text in output letter shapes
@trochee @provisionalidea no, it was The Jodstodon, until he met Sean Parker.

@gwync @trochee @provisionalidea

And then Parker said โ€œYou know whatโ€™s cooler than a thousand dollars? TWO thousand dollars.โ€

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At last, a valid use case for "AI" image generation.

@provisionalidea this is pretty much a composite face of all the members of the metal band Mastodon (after which the social network is named!)
@provisionalidea He seems like a nice guy, despite the giant ego required to name his software eponymously. I remember him playing Fleetwood Macโ€™s โ€œTuskโ€ somewhat obsessively in his dorm.
@provisionalidea BRILLIANT!
@ChrisBoese yeah, i can't take credit -- computers are really cool!
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Live footage of @Gargron at his computer in 1997.
@provisionalidea the guy in the right picture is @shahak's older brother!

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I thought DALL-E doesn't create faces...

@BeegyPsi to be fair, some of the other options it provided could only very loosely be called faces

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Even these are much more realistic than I've seen. Have they updated recently?

It used to purposefully be bad at making faces (according to their FAQ).

@BeegyPsi I think so, it even has editing tools now.
@provisionalidea @BeegyPsi #2 looks like a cross between Jim Jones and Behold the Monkey.
@provisionalidea @BeegyPsi oh, it does. Just usually very badly.
@provisionalidea can you clarify to Dalle-E that, in addition to being the CEO, he is, in fact, a mastodon?
@NancyWilliamsPainter his executive portraits are quite classy! #JohnMastodon
@provisionalidea I love it! No wonder we would follow him anywhere!
@provisionalidea he started it in his garage during the late Pleistocene and made it what it is today!
@provisionalidea I'm a little curious to ask Dall-E about him colonizing Mars but actually terrified to ask Dall E about him installing computer chips in brains
@provisionalidea This is what he will forever look like to me now.
@provisionalidea I would wear a jodstodon shirt
@provisionalidea I remember the second time John Mastodon saved my life.
@provisionalidea okay but this totally looks like my friend (and awesome artist) #DaveVanPatten http://www.davevanpattenart.com/about
about โ€” the art of dave van patten

the art of dave van patten
@provisionalidea why does his screensaver say Pastel Milosevic
@joshuag i think it was his favourite underground yugoslav punk band. they were pretty big around the time, similar vibes to DAF (if you remember their song Der Mussolini)
@provisionalidea ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
@provisionalidea The best part of this is the original name of the company "Jodstdon" #JohnMastadon

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Jesse, you oughta see this.๐Ÿ˜‚ @myhf The detail in that half-bitten orange, though. I can't even.

@provisionalidea Neural nets provide what we might refer to as "hystory," from the root "hysteria."
@provisionalidea Who else still has their Jodstdon t-shirt?
@provisionalidea who's going to make an #activitypub platform named jodstdon

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Later, as John became rich from his Jostodon IPO money, he decided on a whim to get a new pet. this set him on a totally different path and is how we got the name Mastodon today.

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He looks a lot like @Cmastication . Has anyone ever seen them together?
@provisionalidea @wcbdata no comment. <whispers> wolf packโ€ฆ

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I remember him from his garage.

@provisionalidea anyone bought jodstdon.social yet?
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That is really scary I thought both of those photos were 100% real for a second it even did the Macedon font what the fuck
@provisionalidea @JoeUchill that โ€œjodstdonโ€ shirt should be an unofficial mastodon shirt
@provisionalidea I'd totally have a beer with John Mastodon.
@provisionalidea I can't believe John Mastodon was Alex YIIK this whole time..... ๐Ÿ˜”

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john's obession with mastodons didn't just stop with his pet elephants.