JamesMonroeDec 18, 2022
Peter Rojas

Is there an account tracking John Mastodon's jet yet?

#JohnMastodon

Dec 18, 2022 at 3:08amMastodon for iOS
Show threadJohn MastodonDec 18, 2022
@PeterR I welcome the creation of @JohnJet
Show threadLeesamkapDec 18, 2022
@PeterR Mastodon Jet
Show threadTae KimDec 18, 2022
@PeterR #JohnMastodon had an invisible private jet before Wonder Woman
Show threadJohn MastodonDec 18, 2022
@firstadopter @PeterR You can still publicly track it though.
Show threadLionel Mandrake Dec 18, 2022
@PeterR #JohnMastodon can defy gravity. He doesn't need a jet to fly. 😎
Show threadCanadian CroneDec 18, 2022
@PeterR shhhhhhh
Show threadNLAWScametovisitDec 18, 2022
@PeterR Mr. Mastodon operates a submarine.
Show threadChris TrottierDec 18, 2022
@PeterR Can't find him. He lives in a cave.
Show threadCarl VernetDec 18, 2022

@PeterR @dangillmor

I am aware that John Barron's jet is being tracked. I believe the IRISL Group has expressed an interest in this data.

Show threadSteve SaleebaDec 18, 2022
@PeterR #johnmastodon’s jet is a B-2 Stealth Bomber. Good luck tracking that.
Show threadbeevoDec 18, 2022
@PeterR he didnt get the 5G neck chip like the rest of us? Cool.
Show threadtudzaDec 18, 2022
@PeterR Oddly enough it always takes off, flies for about half it's rated distance, and then returns. Super secret meetings or getting away from in-laws?
Show threadtudzaDec 18, 2022
@PeterR It's rumored that John Mastodon never uses "it's" as the possessive form of "it".
Show threadChip_UnicornDec 18, 2022
@PeterR
John Mastodon does not need a jet. Whenever he wants to go somewhere, he waits until his satellite is over the target, then parachutes in.
Show threadJeremyWinterDec 18, 2022
@PeterR I hear in 8 days they'll be flying over the north pole.
Show threadBlumenKidDec 18, 2022
@PeterR sorry, the instance got defederated.
Show threadgft77Dec 18, 2022
@PeterR He only travels by rail in his own luxury car.
Show threadedgeoforever 🍎Dec 18, 2022
@PeterR do you want to be banned from this platform? Oh right,they don’t do that here
Show threadBart DorseyDec 18, 2022
@PeterR John Mastodon does not travel by Jet. He travels by Zeppelin.
Show threadBillDec 18, 2022
@PeterR Elon posted he was at the World Cup, real time, his logic is being in infected by his Dunning-Kruger syndrome, hopefully he will avoid being assassinated.