Is there an account tracking John Mastodon's jet yet?

#JohnMastodon

@PeterR I welcome the creation of @JohnJet
@PeterR #JohnMastodon had an invisible private jet before Wonder Woman
@firstadopter @PeterR You can still publicly track it though.
@PeterR #JohnMastodon can defy gravity. He doesn't need a jet to fly. 😎
@PeterR Mr. Mastodon operates a submarine.
@PeterR Can't find him. He lives in a cave.

@PeterR @dangillmor

I am aware that John Barron's jet is being tracked. I believe the IRISL Group has expressed an interest in this data.

@PeterR #johnmastodon’s jet is a B-2 Stealth Bomber. Good luck tracking that.
@PeterR he didnt get the 5G neck chip like the rest of us? Cool.
@PeterR Oddly enough it always takes off, flies for about half it's rated distance, and then returns. Super secret meetings or getting away from in-laws?
@PeterR It's rumored that John Mastodon never uses "it's" as the possessive form of "it".
@PeterR
John Mastodon does not need a jet. Whenever he wants to go somewhere, he waits until his satellite is over the target, then parachutes in.
@PeterR I hear in 8 days they'll be flying over the north pole.
@PeterR sorry, the instance got defederated.
@PeterR He only travels by rail in his own luxury car.
@PeterR do you want to be banned from this platform? Oh right,they don’t do that here
@PeterR John Mastodon does not travel by Jet. He travels by Zeppelin.
@PeterR Elon posted he was at the World Cup, real time, his logic is being in infected by his Dunning-Kruger syndrome, hopefully he will avoid being assassinated.