Sorry... (really not sorry at all). I asked ChatGPT to write a Jay-Z song name checking John Mastodon, and the results were so much better than I could have expected.... #JohnMastodon
"No algorithms, no censorship, no glory." 😂
@mmasnick what kind of person seeks "glory", anyway?
@mmasnick it still has no sense of rhythm though https://xoxo.zone/@KevinMarks/109532413056429680
Kevin Marks (@[email protected])

We love John Mastodon Not that sad sack Elon, Twitter had lost its joy, Now we are free. Spread across instances, Interconnectedly, Talking and sharing our Moments of glee.

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@KevinMarks @mmasnick I think with a bit of editing this might work
@mmasnick This seems like the only use for ChatGPT
@ZuriBella @mmasnick I used it last week to help me write a Python script scraping SQL files. It needed some bug fixing but conceptually it got me started. I imagine a various to use PubMed to train it as a way to help doctors ask questions. At least for me it feels even more natural and useful than Google searches.
@ZuriBella @mmasnick version* not various.....will Mastodon ever have edit or will be $6.99 a month for the feature 😂 #ImNewHere
@Navsworld13 @ZuriBella already does... on most servers.
@mmasnick @ZuriBella oh interesting!! Well it doesn't exist on the server I'm on. This fragmentation of features seems as if it'll become weird over time? Then people will have to keep switching servers based on dev?
Thaaaank you for pointing that out though! It's helping me understand this concept of independent servers.
@mmasnick @ZuriBella I only have share bookmark and delete.
@Navsworld13 Mastodon DOES have edit (under the ellipsis after tooting) 🙂

@Navsworld13 @ZuriBella @mmasnick

I was thinking it was more natural and easier than Google, also. However, it doesn't seem to understand the difference between "what does" and "what does not." So, you have to be careful with it, for sure.

@ZuriBella @mmasnick but do agree this is hilarious rhyme...so fascinating.
@ZuriBella @mmasnick still at the early states, it might have a lot of potential to process huge amount of data and make that easil;y accessible.

@mmasnick
This is funny as hell and dead on as well!

Pretty good flow for a robot!

No algorithms, no censorship, no glory
@mmasnick Excellent. I think we could make a playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzp9n8B-M6s
MASTODON

YouTube
@mmasnick honestly, perfect, no notes.
@mmasnick ever get the feeling that ChatGPT is a bunch of teens living out of an office in India that aren't allowed to leave or tell anyone where they are?
@mmasnick weird, I can’t get chatgpt to write a song, it keeps telling me it can’t do that
@mmasnick this is how they become self-aware
This slaps ☝🏽
@mmasnick I've gotta hear this to the tune of, " I'm sorry Miss Jackson...I am for reaaal.."
@mmasnick cc @Gargron the real John Mastodon 😆
@mmasnick @taylorlorenz thats not the end of the story. Per an exclusive ChatGPT news report, John Mastodon was actually named after “The Mastodon John… a unique toilet facility used by mastodons”:
@mmasnick millions of years of evolution and thousands of years of science and technology... behold!!!
@mmasnick I asked for a sad emo song
@mmasnick See, this is what the internet is for.
@mmasnick Holy crap this is awesome 😂
@mmasnick This is an outrageous banger.
@mmasnick I hope someone records this! It's so good!!

@mmasnick oh fuck...

I really need to make this a real track!

Ed Ross (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image A #JohnMastodon #ChatGPT story: Write a story about "John Mastodon", the founder of Mastodon, being banned from Twitter by its new owner, Elon Musk John Mastodon was a well-known figure in the tech industry. He had made a name for himself as the founder of Mastodon, a popular social media platform that was known for its commitment to free speech and privacy. One day, John received a notification that his Twitter account had been suspended. He was shocked and confused, as he had done nothing to violate the platform's terms of service. As it turned out, Twitter had recently been acquired by Elon Musk, and the new owner had decided to crack down on any content that he deemed "inappropriate" or "offensive." John's account had been flagged for sharing articles and opinions that were critical of Musk's business practices and policies. John was furious at this blatant censorship and decided to fight back. He reached out to his followers on Mastodon and other social media platforms, encouraging them to speak out against the injustice. He also contacted lawyers and advocacy groups, hoping to find a way to challenge the ban. As word of John's situation spread, more and more people began to speak out in support of him. Eventually, the pressure became too much for Musk and Twitter to ignore, and they were forced to reverse the ban and restore John's account. From that day on, John became even more vocal in his defense of free speech and privacy. He used his platform to speak out against censorship and advocate for the rights of individuals to express their opinions freely. And while he still faced challenges and controversies along the way, he remained committed to his principles and continued to fight for a better, more open and inclusive online community.

Neurodifferent Me
@mmasnick @edaross Brilliantly plausible bullshit! ;-)

@jon
As per a lot of #ChatGPT output 🙂

Good for fiction and speculation though https://blog.edross.co.uk/tagged/ChatGPT

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@mmasnick Better not ask it for a song by that other rapper.
@mmasnick can it write music to that lyrics as well?
@mmasnick I'm hearing it to the tune of "George Washington" by Brad Neely. Tried to hear it as Jay-Z but Neely won!
@mmasnick @ScottSteensma That’s pretty amazing. Is there a chance this level of AI creativity could create problems for creative humans?
@mmasnick that's AMAZING lol. now somebody just needs to put a tune to it.
@mmasnick I entered your first verse into DALL-E
@mmasnick old west's ain't too bad either!

@maddler @mmasnick

Looks Like the #JohnMastodon Hair Metal Band needs some help.