AntonDec 17, 2022
Eugen Rochko
John Mastodon
Dec 17, 2022 at 6:39pmWeb
Show threadLiz Ellis She/Her🌳Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron Is this the name of your first born?
Show threadNathan 🏳️‍🌈Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron John Mastodon
Show thread☢️ #DestroyGQP POSUT tRUmpDec 17, 2022
@nathan @Gargron #JohnMastodon #IsaacSchorr
Show threadSPOF-as-a-ServiceDec 17, 2022
@nathan @Gargron the founder of a competing social media company
Show thread🖤rootless cosmopolitan🖤Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron eugen was a lie
Show thread𝓜𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓸 𝓥𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron 🤣 🤣 🤣
Show threadMoved to @[email protected]Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron Great post, Eugen
Show threadMoved to @[email protected]Dec 17, 2022
OH I see now lmao
Show threadNeoFoxDec 17, 2022
@freeplay Join Mastodon?
Show threadMichael StancliftDec 17, 2022
@Gargron nice to meet you
Show threadCactusDec 17, 2022
@Gargron John Mastodon
Show threadThiago Ferrer MoriniDec 17, 2022
@Gargron The mascot has a name, everybody
Show threadManuel F. HerradorDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Mastodon, John Mastodon
Show threadMattDec 17, 2022
@Gargron this is your name forever now
Show threadThe Gneech! Awww YeahDec 17, 2022
@Gargron I feel like this should be a Buckaroo Bonzai reference.
Show threadJoel VanderWerfDec 17, 2022
@the_gneech @Gargron ⬆️ underrated toot!
Show threadSneezy 💚 :antifa: 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron
Hi John👋
Show threadSebastian JahnzDec 17, 2022
@Gargron als Künstlername eintragen lassen!
Show threadMartin SchneiderDec 17, 2022
@exilsoester @Gargron John Mastodon > Tim Apple.
Show threadHongPongDec 17, 2022
@Gargron give em hell dude
Show threadEric DomondDec 17, 2022
@Gargron how haven’t you changed your display name already
Show threadScott, present & accounted forDec 17, 2022
@Gargron hahahahahaha!
Show threadAlan SillDec 17, 2022
@Gargron This should clearly be the handle of your siteʻs parody account over on the bird site!
Show threadJorge CandeiasDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Hello, John.
Show threadGian Luca Dalla Torre Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron Hi John, nice to meet you 😂
Show threadThe KingDec 17, 2022
@Gargron
Petition to tell people that you can't buy Mastodon because John won't sell it.
Show threadMichael KrehanDec 17, 2022
@Gargron That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!
Show threadStefan RitterDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Is this the movie where they kill his mammoth and then he goes crazy?
Show threadGustav H MeyerDec 17, 2022
@Gargron :-D
Show threadTypositoire Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron AND HIS NAME WAS JOHNNNNNNNNNN MASTODON 🎵 🎵 🎵
Show threadLucyWramblesDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Can the Mastodon mascot be renamed (named?) "John", now? Please?
Show threadDave WisemanDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Does this mean there'll be John Mastodon mugs, with the image of himself in a business power pose printed on it? I'd buy one of those .. perhaps not the John Mastodon calendar though..
Show threadDrew MochakDec 17, 2022
@Gargron 😂
Show threadDave WisemanDec 17, 2022
@Gargron "...and lo, it came to pass that December 17 became known as John Mastodon Day..."
Show threadLuis CarlosDec 17, 2022
@Gargron I don't know about that john mastodon guy, but add Interlingua and Interlingue to Mastodon's interface language list on crowdin.
Show threadDrew MochakDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Maybe if they had higher text contrast, these things wouldn't happen!
Show threadAmiW Streetart ❄️Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron 🤗😂😁 oh my god. 🤗Journalism? 😆
Show threadJohn Susek Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron I am #JohnMastodon
Show threadBarbaraKB in MichiganDec 17, 2022
@Gargron an epic media moment for Mastodon. lol! 🚽 #JohnMastodon
Show threadDavid WrightDec 17, 2022

@Gargron Johannes Mammut.

#JohnMastodon

Show threadAkhenatobi & Meritaten etc.Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron elon would have beef with that dude, too. 😅 unfortunately.
Show threadFitness Foundry (Coach Julio)Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron we can do this here 👇🏾
Show threadAlbert SimsDec 17, 2022
@Gargron 🤣 🤣 🤣
Show threadGonçalo SousaDec 17, 2022
@Gargron #JohnMastodon
Show threadsn˙ɯǝpɔɯ@sɪʌɐɹʇDec 17, 2022
@Gargron So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 🎵
Show thread我的生活我的工作我的爱！Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron a must-banned username on twitter
Show threadMale hysteria enjoyerDec 17, 2022
@Gargron i want to meet him one day!!
Show threadJoel VanderWerfDec 17, 2022
@Gargron We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"
Show threadJulien DeswaefDec 17, 2022
@Gargron lol
Show threadCyberMat75Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron NO! I’m John Mastodon!!!
Show threadPaolo AmorosoDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Is he a friend of F.E. Diverse?
Show threadricardo Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron 😆
Show threadgetimiskon   Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron oh hi john!
Show threadMichaDec 17, 2022
@Gargron Let’s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending 😜
Show threadEssem Dec 17, 2022
@Gargron @ipg LOOK
Show threadMatthias KrämerDec 17, 2022
@Gargron That should be your Alias if you're doing a porn film.
Show threadYurkshireLadDec 17, 2022
@Gargron he’s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!
Show threadmmghouseDec 17, 2022
@Gargron the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.
Show threadflexghost.Dec 17, 2022

@Gargron

John Mastodon 3:16

Show threadYurkshireLadDec 17, 2022
@Gargron someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.