Trevin Forkert
Casey NewtonWould any of you like to get in on the ground floor of an incredible opportunity
seldo@caseynewton Fire sale to Verizon in 5, 4, 3...
Julio J. π²@seldo @caseynewton There was a timeline going around last month with Automattic buying Twitter at a laughing price in a couple of years and it's looking increasingly less unlikely
Lucas' World π€ 
SΓΈren Ragsdale@seldo @caseynewton No "fire sale". He's "offering shares of Twitter at the same price, $54.20, that Musk paid to take the company private in October". Seems optimistic.
https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
@sorenr @caseynewton The fire sale will happen when he realizes nobody in their right mind is paying more than $20/share.
Justin Blair
Rugwed 
Kevin Sickles
Cory Dransfeldt@seldo @caseynewton my money was on Comcast
Jim Rutt@caseynewton a <blank> and his <blank> are soon <blank>.
Joel Michael@caseynewton How does $5 sound?
Rob Cottingham (OLD ACCOUNT)@caseynewton Does each share come with a trading card NFT by any chance?
Sam Goldwater@robcottingham @caseynewton ok now I'm in π΅π΅π΅
Viss@caseynewton i lack the snakeoil gifs for this
Stefan@caseynewton for just $11 dollars a month....
Frank Bennett π―π΅@stefan @caseynewton
"And if you haven't got the eleven dollars, we'll LOAN you the eleven dollars!"
--The Congress of Wonders, "Revolting" (1970)
https://youtu.be/h3J4KnY_ziE
"And if you haven't got the eleven dollars, we'll LOAN you the eleven dollars!"
--The Congress of Wonders, "Revolting" (1970)
https://youtu.be/h3J4KnY_ziE
The Congress of Wonders - Revolting (Comedy) (1970) (Full Album)
AndrΓ© Becker@caseynewton I... I can't figure out if that is spam or not
Jonathan Pierce@caseynewton time to sell $54.20 βTwitter sharesβ NFTs
Gaurav
Guzunet@caseynewton
An opportunity to take. There is always a way to go lower. π
An opportunity to take. There is always a way to go lower. π
Joe Papperello@caseynewton get in on the uh, penthouse suite?
The Evil Microwizard@antipasta @caseynewton
As high in the stupidsphere as you can afford, to adapt from Pat Cadigan π π
As high in the stupidsphere as you can afford, to adapt from Pat Cadigan π π
Bill VinsonWe have innovated and found even faster ways to set your investment on fire
Brandon Shreve@caseynewton did I miss my chance to get one of those espresso machines?
Matt β 
@caseynewton someone call Warner
Joshua Topolsky@caseynewton shut up and take my money!
xs4me2@caseynewton
Try the Russian Federation?
Try the Russian Federation?
Anne Ursu@caseynewton can i use crypto
Cranky David@caseynewton
disclosure rules require at least a brief mention the entire building is on fire, casey.
disclosure rules require at least a brief mention the entire building is on fire, casey.
Steve@caseynewton the assassination coordinates alone are worth billions!!!
Andrew F@caseynewton I hear SBF is interested.
@caseynewton can I pay entirely in Donald Trump nfts
Chris Pirillo
wyndsaylSure! I have a penny jar!
Jake Jarvis 
@caseynewton no thanks please put me on your do not call list
Gabriela Noriega π³οΈββ§οΈ π§π·@caseynewton More like getting on the top floor of an amazingly unstable Jenga tower :)
Martin Vermeer FCD@caseynewton I think I'll rather invest in those Trump cards
MeidasTouch :verified: (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image May we suggest selling NFT trading cards? LINK: https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
Daniel Brennan@caseynewton Hardcore!
Darnell Clayton 
@caseynewton Yep! I just read about this here:
https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
Twitter is bleeding cash & Elon Musk is desperate to lesson the load.
https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
Twitter is bleeding cash & Elon Musk is desperate to lesson the load.
SeaTurt1e β’οΈ π@darnell @caseynewton once again we see that contrarian, go-against-the-flow rugged individualism at work. I never would have thought to try "Buy high, sell low." If it works for Elon, then I'll have to grudgingly admit he's a genius.
@caseynewton Be the first one on your block to own a piece of the Twump Hotel California.
Dwight Williams (π x9)+π·π¨π¦@caseynewton I dunno yet about this. Not sure that #HisSinkness is desperate enough yet.
sezduckROFL #HisSinkness may be the best nickname Iβve heard so far!
@sezduck @caseynewton You're welcome to adopt it in reference to him if you like!
Jerry Lerman@caseynewton Maybe after learning that Trump sold out of his stupid trading cards in a day, he figures his chances of fooling gullible people are pretty good.
Mitch Goldstein@caseynewton Sidechannel Ventures is expressing interest, or so I hear
Alex Hanna@caseynewton I too would like to burn money
Dr. Alex Moylett π³οΈββ§οΈ@alex If anything burning money would be a better use of it in this cold winter
Jared Manfredi@caseynewton if it wasnβt worth 54.20 before, I donβt know how the hell its even close to that now.
artisanroxI only want it if it's 19.99 and it makes coffee and massages my feet simultaneously
KrazyKat
dogcanyon π¦
Drew Mochak@caseynewton No. Opportunities are for suckers.
Dan@caseynewton (looking at the mile deep hole Elon dug for himsel) Hey! At least it can only go up from here!
I would absolutely love to see Bank of America come by and hand him $8 as their entire investment.
Steve Yelvington@caseynewton
Clearly he needs to sell some NFT digital trading cards with his head photoshopped onto Amazon clothing models.
Clearly he needs to sell some NFT digital trading cards with his head photoshopped onto Amazon clothing models.
John Voss 
@caseynewton I mean technically once a whole structure is reduced to rubble you are on the ground floor.
πΏπΆππΆ 
@caseynewton bankruptcy speedrun let's gooooo
Vlad βοΈ@caseynewton The Price is Right: How much would you pay for a Twitter share?
$8
$1
Less than $1
Elon Musk is not worth $8 with $8 in his pocket
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