Im going to be switching servers and handles soon.
ME: Can't go out tonight. Have an exam in the morning.
HER (sexy voice): Well, if you come over, I'll give you a lesson in anatomy...
[Later]
HER: Now this-- stop screaming, this is important-- this is your left kidney.
Just sell him, Milan. You fucked up, no harm no foul.
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