I heard I'm supposed to do an #introduction.
@oneunderscore__ That should get you banned 😂
@oneunderscore__ an introduction, not an abomination.
@oneunderscore__ Dude! Not here too! 🙂
Happy to see you. Welcome.
@oneunderscore__ I both feel compelled to know more about this meal(? sandwich?) but also afraid of what I might find out.
@oneunderscore__ content warning that shit!
@oneunderscore__ yes. Mastodon needs to know this about you. I found out on last night’s epic Twitter Spaces!
@oneunderscore__ Hello Ben, I just want to say that I am on your side in regard to this sandwich.
@oneunderscore__ thank you for bringing this abomination of a sandwich with you to over this platform

@oneunderscore__ Should Ben be suspended from Mastodon for posting images of crimes against humanity

https://mastodon.social/@oneunderscore__/109523603361616585

Yes, permanently
61.3%
Yes, 7 day suspension
38.7%
Poll ended at .
@jcwirth @oneunderscore__ Considering that planning an Insurrection receives Elon's pardon, I propose to lower permanently to 2 x lifetime.
@davidbruchmann will do that on the next poll after this one doesn't go the way I want it to
@jcwirth Ohh I never took care how it's not going 🥴
@oneunderscore__
Looks yummy in the morning ..
@oneunderscore__ ahh the $2 chop suey sandwich! you know "chop suey" is just stir fried leftovers, right?
@MoldyWarp @oneunderscore__ OMG! I was about to post: that looks like a bun on my mom’s Chop Suey plate.
@oneunderscore__ Canadian here - what the hell is that thing? Is it alive?
@oneunderscore__.
My eyes, my eyes 🥹😳
@oneunderscore__ oh, dear. Someone please show Ben how to put warnings on pictures. LOL.
@oneunderscore__ I see you've chosen chaos here too, Ben.
@oneunderscore__ Yuck 🤮 what the hell is that thing?
@oneunderscore__
Wow things went south quickly here.
@oneunderscore__ This is why Mastodon has the capability to place content warnings on posts and images
@oneunderscore__ oh no.. not this again. It's too early and I haven't had coffee yet.
@oneunderscore__ I will never not be grossed out by that sandwich.
@oneunderscore__ But I thought this was supposed to be the Good Place!

@oneunderscore__ you're supposed to do alt text on images, too. Folks here get serious about accessibility inclusiveness.

It also helps us understand, "what is this maniac thinking!?" 😜🤣

@oneunderscore__ I still haven't figured out what this mess is, but it is how I remember you.

@oneunderscore__

You just earned your spot on the naughty list with that.

@oneunderscore__ couldn’t leave it behind, could you?
@oneunderscore__ You think about an Introduction about the meal or the single use plastic?
@oneunderscore__ I’ve changed my mind, you deserve to be banned from all social media for this 😭
@oneunderscore__ i hoped I wouldn't see such toxicity here on Mastodon, but here we are
@oneunderscore__ thought this place didn't have trolls...
@oneunderscore__
You're a monster... And welcome! Happy to have you here!
@oneunderscore__ that sorta just looks like bean sprouts, but not sure why you would eat that with a roll.