If this can be a salad, you can be anything.
@paulisci It's back! I feel so much more at home now that you've hung up the old art.
@ashleymorton If we're setting up camp, even if just for a while, might as well make it feel cozy.
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@edwinmundt A few more to trot out over the next few days. Make it feel a bit more cozy.
@paulisci It's like moving the old couch and coffee table to the new place.
@paulisci nice you get to relive the classics.
@pugganoche Might as well play 'em at the start, then we can move on to the new tunes.
@paulisci don't be so critical... It contains FOUR (4)!!! Salad leaves 😁
@paulisci I follow a FB page where all she does is prove that anything can be a salad. The video I saw this morning was cream cheese, sour cream, grapes and Butterfingers. (Ick!)
@paulisci Paul, I've never heard of you, and suddenly discovering your account is a huge reward for leaving Twitter. 😁
@paulisci Urghl. "Serves four" _what_ is what I want to know.
@paulisci this is how I like my motivation delivered!
@paulisci I feel like this recipe needs a CW.

@paulisci I texted this to my brother saying that it should be filed under "Alternative Definitions of Salad." This devolved into textual conjecture leading to this:

#salad #texting #importantideas

@paulisci Also known as “how to ruin a donut.”

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You should try the healthier California Prune Cream Salad

@nullspace I feel like it's missing something donuty.

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What it lacks it makes up for in mayo and giant portions. Serves 10-12

@paulisci if this is a salad than a hotdog is a sandwich
@paulisci “If Betsy DeVos can be Secretary of Education, then I can certainly do whatever the hell it is you people do around here.” - me on every job cover letter to the end of time
@paulisci omg that made me laugh
@paulisci This is not a salad. :-)
@paulisci What is the purpose of the lettuce leaf there?

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Sounds like a 10-year- old discovering that recipes exist, and happily creating one.

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When I read "donut" I wondered if some areas of the US or CA called bagels, donuts.
This would make more sense to me. But, maybe not ... I've seen some very weird things in gelatin (Jello) recipes.
Anyway, I came across this & thought I'd share.

Water Doughnuts - Some Bagel History by Richard Auffrey

https://passionatefoodie.blogspot.com/2019/05/water-doughnuts-some-bagel-history-part.html

Water Doughnuts: Some Bagel History (Part 1)

@paulisci i was served a “meat salad” in slovakia one time that consisted of an ice cream scoop of cold, raw ground beef on a plate with a lettuce garnish

@paulisci this pinned post has got me curious, do you have a kitchen shovel?

they seem like a handy thing to have.

@paulisci If Gordon Ramsey puts this on the menu for one of his restaurants it would be one expensive salad.
Where did you find this gem, askin’ …
@paulisci so wrong in so many ways!
And lettuce! 🤣
@paulisci “serves four” is clearly an underration
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At least it doesn't have mayonnaise in it
@paulisci Right now I'm drinking a cognac-salad.
@paulisci Just read this out to hubs & his response was "holy the fuck, no thanks".
I think that means "ewww gross".
@sayyid_qishta what if I bring this to the New Year’s party