"If something is free, that just means you're the product", I say, squinting mistrustfully at the Sun
Every day I am shocked that people expect me to simply trust the cloud
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Hetzner lost customer data and gave 20€ as compensation

Hetzner Online GmbH, a German cloud services provider, told some customers this week that their data had been irreversibly lost and were provided a 20€ compensation in online credit.

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@mcc kinda wanna go back in time and try to get people to re-explain “serverless” as just “less servers”
@mcc lol wait what the cloud is free!?1
AutoWarp: Critical Cross-Account Vulnerability in Microsoft Azure Automation Service

AutoWarp is a critical vulnerability in Microsoft Azure Automation Service that allows unauthorized access to other customer accounts using the service.

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“4-year-old: Mommy, what are clouds? Me: Honey, the cloud is just somebody else's computer. 4-year-old: *Looking up at the sky in wonder*”

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@mcc ... huh, I guess we are
@mcc nicely said. Thank you.
@mcc i mean, in a very real sense we are all products of the sun
@millihertz @mcc and we both, people and the sun, are products of older stars, fizzled out already.
@mcc @muffinista Standing in the middle of the forest after a refreshing walk, looking around suspiciously, "I feel better... But at what cost...?"
@mcc This is like when Edward Murrow asked "Who owns the patent on this vaccine?" and Jonas Salk replied "There is no patent. Could you patent the Sun? No, the people are the product."
@mcnees @mcc i actually thought this was a real quote, like some quippy retort that the people who are here now and not dead from the disease are what we're producing rather than the profits from rent-seeking on the thing
@mcc …that sums up the circle of life pretty well! ☀️->🌱->🦌->🧑‍🍳->🦠->🌱
@mcc it's playing the long game
@mcc sun is not free. It is killing you a little bit every day.
@mcc and that product is entropy.
@mcc we are products of the sun. Yes.
@mcc well, unless you can sponsor it (!) and it runs open source software.
@mcc Sorta like the flowers, trees and plants that are in reality harvesting us as a food source when we die and decompose back into the earth as nourishment They just let us believe we’re the dominant species to keep us quiet
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We build solar farms, but the Sun is farming us.
@mcc the product... of billions of years of solar-powered evolution!

@mcc To extend the quote: or your being productive enough to get it.

I think that is a more positive message than being the cog in the machine.

@mcc until they can monetize the sun, industry will distrust it, and by monetize, i mean make it so they can limit your ability to use its energy and light, without paying them for the privilege
@mcc @cos this is why I trust uranium, it comes at an obvious cost but at least it’s honest
@mcc I think nowadays it’s called Oracle, and we seem to mostly not be their product

@mcc “Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”

― Tom Robbins

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*pees in the woods*

*drinks from a stream*

Oh no.

@mcc keep in mind Sun has ben bought by ORACLE
@mcc but the Sun also says that while squinting at *us*. (The Sun is very invested in the “is Pluto a planet” question.)

@mcc life exists to capture energy from the environment and dissipate that energy as heat.

https://www.quantamagazine.org/a-new-thermodynamics-theory-of-the-origin-of-life-20140122/

A New Physics Theory of Life | Quanta Magazine

An MIT physicist has proposed the provocative idea that life exists because the law of increasing entropy drives matter to acquire lifelike physical properties.

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Even
After
All this time
The Sun never says to the Earth,

“You owe me.”

Look
What happens
With a love like that,
It lights the whole sky.

― Hafiz

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Never forget that we are stardust
@mcc or it’s propaganda
@mcc According to Dan O'Neill in "The Collective Unconscience of Odds Bodkins" the sun is a dying star and is waiting for the energy of our final nuclear war to revitalize it.
@mcc we are the byproducts. by products. buy products. checkmate, capitalists.
@mcc When someone figures out how to charge us for sunlight, they will.
@mcc remember though, that just because you pay doesn't mean you are not the product. Stares at solar panels.
@mcc Pan-galactic mice look at each other shiftily...
@mcc For all our perceived advancements, we still owe our existence to the sun, 6 inches of topsoil and the fact that it rains.