Girl on the NetSometimes I see a bit of a porn where a lady is really half-heartedly (or robotically) sucking a dick and I think, 'mate, oh no. That is just absolutely NOT how you suck a dick. Are you not embarrassed? You're a porn star, that's a dick! It's like Paul Hollywood on a baking show completely fucking up the bread round.'
This is labelled a 'confession' so I reckon some people will click through thinking I'm going to 'confess' that I like something really degenerate. And it turns out it's just a confession because I feel mean for thinking bad things about the porn lady. I am sure she is trying her best. Not everyone sucks dick the same way. I respect this.
Stop favving things, you cowards. We're on Mastodon now, please boost* my toots**.
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Tony Kennick@girlonthenet yes boss
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Just replying to say I hope everyone agrees we should be ok about people being shit at their job, especially if it's not something safety critical.
Just replying to say I hope everyone agrees we should be ok about people being shit at their job, especially if it's not something safety critical.
Unfinishedlady@girlonthenet TOOOOOTS!!!!!
Sylvhem@girlonthenet Honestly, given how the porn industry treats its female workers, I can totally understand that lack of enthusiasm. In fact, every time I stumble upon such video, it makes me uneasy and I hope they were just having a boring day at work.
Steve Yanosky@Sylvhem @girlonthenet Same really, you just feel bad for the people involved.
Another Angry Woman@girlonthenet to be scrupulously fair, Paul Hollywood's bread recipes are all profoundly dubious
@girlonthenet just adding my reply unmasked to intrigue
Peeble streamer on Doop đĽđ¨@girlonthenet I guess even porn stars have those days where they're just not feeling it and simply going through the motions.
I'm now picturing the calendar of a porn star, instead of meetings, they have, 10 am: sucking three dicks and anal.
1pm: hand job to facial
â Fish Id Wardrobe@girlonthenet Must be the only job where if you're genuinely not having a good time, it kind of ruins it?
I know at Disney they have to smile, but they're allowed to feel ambivalent about that.
How do you have sex halfheartedly while still making it look enthusiastic? (Maybe I don't want to know the answer to that questionâŚ)
Chris Brosnahan@girlonthenet I really didn't need any thoughts of Paul Hollywood polluting my porn.
@chrisbrosnahan heâs underrated as a hate fuck imo.
Goddessdeeva@girlonthenet I feel this in my soul. See also fake lesbians who hover. Get your face in there love.
Red@girlonthenet I know EXACTLY what youâre talking about. It is my personal belief that if by the time youâre done your makeup isnât ruined and your nose isnât running then you probably arenât doing it right. You gotta put forth the amount of energy youâd like to receive. Itâs just good sexual karma đ¤ˇđťââď¸