Sometimes I see a bit of a porn where a lady is really half-heartedly (or robotically) sucking a dick and I think, 'mate, oh no. That is just absolutely NOT how you suck a dick. Are you not embarrassed? You're a porn star, that's a dick! It's like Paul Hollywood on a baking show completely fucking up the bread round.'
@girlonthenet Must be the only job where if you're genuinely not having a good time, it kind of ruins it?
I know at Disney they have to smile, but they're allowed to feel ambivalent about that.
How do you have sex halfheartedly while still making it look enthusiastic? (Maybe I don't want to know the answer to that question…)