Girl on the NetSometimes I see a bit of a porn where a lady is really half-heartedly (or robotically) sucking a dick and I think, 'mate, oh no. That is just absolutely NOT how you suck a dick. Are you not embarrassed? You're a porn star, that's a dick! It's like Paul Hollywood on a baking show completely fucking up the bread round.'
This is labelled a 'confession' so I reckon some people will click through thinking I'm going to 'confess' that I like something really degenerate. And it turns out it's just a confession because I feel mean for thinking bad things about the porn lady. I am sure she is trying her best. Not everyone sucks dick the same way. I respect this.
Stop favving things, you cowards. We're on Mastodon now, please boost* my toots**.
*I know
**Yeah, sorry
Unfinishedlady@girlonthenet TOOOOOTS!!!!!