Sometimes I see a bit of a porn where a lady is really half-heartedly (or robotically) sucking a dick and I think, 'mate, oh no. That is just absolutely NOT how you suck a dick. Are you not embarrassed? You're a porn star, that's a dick! It's like Paul Hollywood on a baking show completely fucking up the bread round.'

@girlonthenet I guess even porn stars have those days where they're just not feeling it and simply going through the motions.

I'm now picturing the calendar of a porn star, instead of meetings, they have, 10 am: sucking three dicks and anal.
1pm: hand job to facial