You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf
In Canada we have
@quawzilla Canada wins!
@JulieEmery @quawzilla Canada almost always wins!
@kkeller @quawzilla Definitely true in #curling ! I only wish my cheering had gotten them the win in #worldcup today!
@JulieEmery @kkeller Can remember talking to one of my American friends on the phone and I had curling on tv (its always on tv here in the winter lol) and they thought I was watching pornography 🙈
If I had never watched curling before I would probably be wondering why someone in the background is screaming “HARD! HARD! GO HARD” in the background was too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
@quawzilla @kkeller That is a great story! I still talk to people who think I’m sooo exotic because I curl. I hear “you’re the first curler I’ve ever met.” I might just be the first to talk about it nonstop! #curling
@JulieEmery @quawzilla even my Canadian friends think I talk about curling too much. :)
@quawzilla @JulieEmery the sound of rocks hitting each other must have been really strange! "must be a bondage video"
@quawzilla extremely legit joke, nice photo, 9/10 would fave again.
@quawzilla I once saw Lawrence Welk at the Elks.
@quawzilla And, of the two, the goose is far more aggressive. Honk.
@quawzilla Ha! Ha! Yes, a gander on an antler.
@quawzilla does image alt text ruin the joke?
@hyc no idea how it even works yet 😂
@quawzilla Haha, I’ve seen a Canada goose on top of a minivan at a stoplight, but never on a moose, and I live in Maine. I’m more apt to see deer around here, though I have seen moose, years ago.
@quawzilla quack on a rack?
@quawzilla (I promise I really know what this is.)
@quawzilla They made a truce, now they’re on the loose.
@quawzilla No - don’t tell me… no, I know this one. It’s … ‘duck on a buck’, isn’t it?

@quawzilla

The goose on the moose.

Good photoshop. The goose and the moose may want to sue you for using their likeness without permission.

Possibly a better outcome than having them attack you physically.

@quawzilla Thank you for bringing me a smile today!
@quawzilla A moose loose aboot the hoose
@quawzilla — nice rhyming timeliness!
@quawzilla glad it's not the other way around!

@quawzilla I don't get it?

Moose doesn't rhyme with Cobra Chicken?

#CobraChicken

@quawzilla Goose on a moose! HONK!
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"Onward, antlered stallion! There is a young boy in Hull whose mother is reporting bad behavior that dear old Nick knows better!"
"Evidence for the innocent, my blunt feathered friend!"
@ricardoharvin
@quawzilla goose on a moose! Thank you for giving me a big smile.
@quawzilla If it were a duck, you could have had a Quack on a Rack.
@quawzilla
There once was a Goose from the North
Who regularly went back and forth
When he spied a moose rack
He cried, “That’s the hack!”
That ingenius Goose from the North!
@quawzilla Verse 2
Do you remember that Goose from Levack
Who communted a great distance, forth and back?
He used to be weary,
But now he’s quite cheery
As he rides on a moose with a rack.

@quawzilla Verse 3, from the Moose’s POV

There once was a Moose from Ontario.
On his head a plumed adversario.
He feared the only way back
To life without birds on his rack
Was to make use of services veterinario.

@quawzilla Canada’s two most fearsome creatures, combined!
@quawzilla and Seuss on mooses and gooses: make sure you don't accidentally get moose juice in your goose juice
@quawzilla @krisSacrebleu This picture is just so charming! In so many ways. Animals for the win❤️