You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf
In Canada we have
In Canada we have
@quawzilla
Duck on the cow.
Nice.
The goose on the moose.
Good photoshop. The goose and the moose may want to sue you for using their likeness without permission.
Possibly a better outcome than having them attack you physically.
@quawzilla Verse 3, from the Moose’s POV
There once was a Moose from Ontario.
On his head a plumed adversario.
He feared the only way back
To life without birds on his rack
Was to make use of services veterinario.

Quack on a rack 😂