QuawzillaYou’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf
In Canada we have
In Canada we have
Scott M Ramsay@quawzilla
There once was a Goose from the North
Who regularly went back and forth
When he spied a moose rack
He cried, “That’s the hack!”
That ingenius Goose from the North!
@quawzilla Verse 2
Do you remember that Goose from Levack
Who communted a great distance, forth and back?
He used to be weary,
But now he’s quite cheery
As he rides on a moose with a rack.
Do you remember that Goose from Levack
Who communted a great distance, forth and back?
He used to be weary,
But now he’s quite cheery
As he rides on a moose with a rack.
@quawzilla Verse 3, from the Moose’s POV
There once was a Moose from Ontario.
On his head a plumed adversario.
He feared the only way back
To life without birds on his rack
Was to make use of services veterinario.