hoagster
MaartjeYou walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…
Gallen@maartje
I love your instance XD while I'm not moving from mine anytime soon, your first rule means I can't join haha. Great photo btw :3
EaterOfSnacks@sequentialsnep @maartje Does it count if there's one in the family? My daughter's has been injured and "repaired" so often it looks very little like a shark these days...
@eaterofsnacks @sequentialsnep I think there is 😄 rule number 1 is written to not have people here who do not relate to how cuddly the blahaj is 
@maartje @sequentialsnep Hah! Literally won't go to sleep without it. If Sharky has been in the wash then he dries out on a chair beside the bed. 🤦
conejo 
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GMate8
Beeljo The Dude
zhenech@maartje Hajnachtsbaum! (Doesn't work in Dutch :( )
elisa@maartje blahaj in tree !! where will they go next !!
jpp@maartje @MelanieGywer Ein Haihnachtsbaum.
Ralph@maartje in November? Well... the early... umm, shark?
@rschmied they are sharks their sense of time is not that good
Grosses
Nicolas Chinardet@maartje "Sharknado 45, this time the Claus are out"?
Blume
$k313t0n 
@maartje well the real problem here is the fact that you already have a tree. it's literally november.
Ada@ada Oh hey we are 
Hello friendly Calckey-based friends of Blåhaj
Hello friendly Calckey-based friends of Blåhaj
WillTootMaybe@maartje "what's green and dangerous?"
@maartje if you use whales instead it would be a cetaceannenbaum
hazelnot 
@maartje This is so cute 😭
zbs.fm@maartje the rare nesting tree shork
Loukas (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️@maartje oh no it's been transed
Jana@maartje I see nothing to improve there 😄
RoyGreenhilt@maartje "I'm... sorry to be the one to tell you, but after testing, we've determined... your tree has...
sharks.
or maybe dolphins.
We're still not sure. More tests are needed. I'm sorry."
Ruben Vermeersch@maartje woah, oppassen Maartje, de Sint is nog niet langsgeweest!
@ruben de Sint en ik hebben een deal... Ik mag de kerstboom bovenhalen als ik hem een Grafana dashboard bezorg voor pakjesavond
Martie@maartje Shark attack?
AlienKnight@maartje this is the preferred outcome 
lovablenerd@maartje honestly I love this!
HospiceDragon@maartje Sharks are pretty kool. 
chrisjrob@maartje where are the frickin' laser beams?
fkinglag 
Lobrylla@maartje That's just delightful
Ultra Violet 
🌹🏴@maartje what trans polycule lives here?
@MarchViolet just me and my sharks…
@maartje you got riches then. Though IKEA guy is probably shaking his head.
Scott Seiss Retail TikTok Compilation FULL
Amol Patil 
@maartje all i see are adorable ornaments on a Christmas tree. What am i missing
Naath@maartje this has a song right :)
Taz@maartje LOL the shark looking at them is hilarious 😂
@maartje You're not going to be putting any more decorations on THAT tree, it's not safe to go there.
Katharine O'Moore-Klopf, ELS@maartje I love this! ♥️🤣
epicEaston197@maartje
this is really funny but the thing that caught me off-guard was there's a whole Mastodon instance dedicated to blahaj
this is really funny but the thing that caught me off-guard was there's a whole Mastodon instance dedicated to blahaj
Heidiidy@maartje This is so funny. Never know what will happen when you aren’t looking do you?
bentosmile🍱@maartje O_O there is a pink blahaj!?! *rushes to ikea*
DJGummikuh
Maartje Eyskens (@[email protected])
@[email protected] Places on the internet like aliexpress :) a search for pink shark plush will get you there
One of the Four Beasts: Gender@maartje 'tis the season 😊
@maartje where did you get the pink one from. I have six blahaj awaiting your reply to🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
Maartje Eyskens (@[email protected])
@[email protected] Places on the internet like aliexpress :) a search for pink shark plush will get you there
@ there's a purple one too 😍
Cyber Zombie@maartje that's a Xmas tree I could get on board with
Tobias Migge
Holly The Snack Vampire@maartje I love this
Brendan Palmer@maartje Cc'ing @briannosek here!