* Does Go, Kubernetes, Authentication for a living (previously 🐝👩🏫🔐🤖)
* Train lover 
& Night Train Staff
European Sleeper
* Retro thinker in the weekends 
* Open Source fanatic (previously Crazy Gopher Lady)
* Sysadmin for cute sharks 
* Actually an autistic girl struggling to survive 💕
Warning: there will be lots of train content 🚂
| Website | https://eyskens.me |
| #sharks | 15 |
| Pronouns | she/her |
Microsoft: "we gonna screenshot every 3 seconds and feed it to Windows 11's AI assistant."
Signal: "This dangerous. Please put option to disable"
Microsoft: "No! Everything will be fed to the AI, except DRM protected content of course."
Microsoft: .....
Microsoft: ".. Don't you dare-"
Signal: *Calls to DRM API to protect user privacy*
The Flemish government cookbook app (price 500 000) will be gone. App isn’t a buzzword enough anymore to pay the 5 euro hosting fee.
Instead they are launching an AI cookbook!
SNCB gave up in Antwerpen-Centraal and all vending machines now have a staff member next to it…
If only we could use those people in some sort of office where they can issue tickets themselves with trained efficacy and tariff knowledge.
Funny that this program is very good at giving lots of information, like here are all trains even if they run only seasonal or weekends. Today’s systems just give you what you ask for and burry information…
And yeah the future AI companies want is that we have to just ask a chatbot for it… even worse… just give me information don’t let me beg for it
Morgann~ 
Karpour