me notifications are propper fucked in they

@hailey in awe at the size of this path

@hailey Can confirm: am British. Innit.

@hailey absolute part init, mate.

@hailey the INIT has to be done in a London accent.

@hailey i recommend Scouse or Welsh

@hailey look at the state of that.

@hailey BOO

@hailey *in a drunken pub voice* YER AN ABSOLUTE PATH MATE INNIT

@hailey I might need a British screenreader

@hailey it's an absolute path, innit, luv?

@hailey I totally nailed it, and somewhere in the universe I heard my British mother scream “for goodness sake it’s ISN’T IT not INIT”😂

@hailey it started Shakespearean then turned rapidly into Estuary. Brilliant.

@hailey hope there’s a nullptr check above tho

@hailey the more I say it, the funnier it gets 😂😂

@hailey @dajb 

@hailey oh no I can’t unsee it now 🤣

@hailey It sounds like an insult :D

@hailey the state of that

@hailey I enjoyed this. Thank you.

@hailey for real blud

@hailey
Oh my gobs, I'm not alone.
@nerdybutcute

@hailey
state of this

@hailey the state of it.

@hailey lmao

@hailey request to change it to PROPER_PATH_INIT

@hailey As someone with a British accent, I automatically "read" all code in American English ... Strange, isn't it? 😏

@hailey listen to it with the Sheffield accent

@hailey @Ally you made me think of this 🙂

@hailey Took me a sec, then I LOLd.

@hailey tfw I read everything in a British accent :P

@hailey those of us from the north read it in a London accent

@hailey state of that, brev

@hailey for British Eyes Only ...🎶 .

@hailey what do you suppose path means in British slang?

@hailey 😆​

@hailey 😅

@hailey in awe at the state of this path.

@hailey oh. Oh no. Now I'll never unsee that.

@hailey cursed 😭

@hailey there was a recent thread, possibly in the Other Place, where someone pointed out that *any* concrete noun can be turned into an insult in British by prefixing with "absolute".

@hailey it took me a second. Now I question everything.

@hailey text.replace("PATH", "PLANK");

@hailey First lol of the day! 😂😂

@hailey 

@hailey OI_MATE