Lesley Carhart 
Last night I was taught a great prank to play on your (drinking) pals this weekend, which is to offer them two fingers of something (malort?) and proceed to start measuring using only your pinky and forefinger.
bobby@hacks4pancakes that's a lot of Malort ๐
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Dell Cameron ๐โโฌ@hacks4pancakes we used to just order people rounds of baileyโs and lime juice. usually curdles by the time they knock it back.
Brad@dell @hacks4pancakes oh my god and/or hahaha
Christopher Helton@hacks4pancakes I have heard horror stories about Malort.
Andy@dorkland @hacks4pancakes malort is Chicago as a liqueur. If you like Chicago, youโll like Malort. Now if you want Pittsburgh in a bottle, you need Super Punch Jannamico. #Malort #SuperPunch #Jannamico
Kenneth Finnegan@hacks4pancakes That seems like the correct amount of Malort.
J-Michael Roberts 
@hacks4pancakes I think it was Sammy Davis Jr. or one of the Rat Pack who made the gag "two fingers, please" but would hold their fingers vertically.
technomancer@forensication @hacks4pancakes I remember my grandfather (here in Uruguay) making that same joke when I was a kid and was pouring him "two fingers of whisky", so my guess is that it's probably about as old as fingers and alcohol ๐
1010Greg@hacks4pancakes I have a bottle of Malort-barrel aged stout in my fridge. I'm kinda scared about it.
Corn Anon 
@hacks4pancakes ooh. Thatโs evil. ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ
The Face@hacks4pancakes There's a corny joke in my country. It goes like:
* Shakes bottle of alcohol.
- Would you like two fingers?
- Sure, but let's have a drink first!
* Shakes bottle of alcohol.
- Would you like two fingers?
- Sure, but let's have a drink first!
Dario LandazuriThat's ... diabolical. 
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fancyflamingo 
@hacks4pancakes damn! Lol
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