Last night I was taught a great prank to play on your (drinking) pals this weekend, which is to offer them two fingers of something (malort?) and proceed to start measuring using only your pinky and forefinger.
@hacks4pancakes I have heard horror stories about Malort.
@dorkland @hacks4pancakes malort is Chicago as a liqueur. If you like Chicago, you’ll like Malort. Now if you want Pittsburgh in a bottle, you need Super Punch Jannamico. #Malort #SuperPunch #Jannamico