Lesley Carhart 
Last night I was taught a great prank to play on your (drinking) pals this weekend, which is to offer them two fingers of something (malort?) and proceed to start measuring using only your pinky and forefinger.
Dell Cameron 🐈⬛@hacks4pancakes we used to just order people rounds of bailey’s and lime juice. usually curdles by the time they knock it back.
Brad@dell @hacks4pancakes oh my god and/or hahaha