Z0lt0n a Security ResearcherNov 23, 2022
Paul Mathews 🀣 Author

IMAGINE THERE'S NO TWITTER... πŸ€”

It's easy if you try
No hellish trolling
Or that unfunny Tesla guy
Imagine all the people
Not blocking folk all day

Ah-aaah-aah-aah-aah

Imagine there's no blue tick
It isn't hard to do
No crypto diehards
No @realdonaldtrump, too
Imagine all the people
Boosting toots in peace

You-oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You may say I'm a dreamer
But if Twitter's ever gone
I hope some day you'll join us
In the world of Mastodon

#Mastodon #Twitter #JohnLennon #Imagine #PeaceAndLove πŸ’•πŸ•Š

Nov 23, 2022 at 10:40amWeb
Show threadHelen Brooks πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Nov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy

Love it!πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ‘βœ¨

Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022
@heib20 Thank you! Being a full-time layabout – sorry, writer – means I can spend an hour writing nonsense like this..! πŸ˜†
Show threadBettinaKozaNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump
Yeah, a sing along! Congrats. πŸ‘
Will you also rewrite "Candle in the Wind" when the time comes?
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022
@BettinaKoza Leave it with me..! πŸ˜†
Show threadEllirahimNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump love how Mastodon lets you discover alternative lyric-writing as another creative outlet.
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022
@Ellirahim I was always a big fan of alternative-lyricist / singer "Weird Al" Yankovic and even bought some of his songs..!
Show threadEclectic ArtistNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy Well written!
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022
@Flipper Thank you! I can tell you're a person with excellent cultural tastes! πŸ˜‰
Show threadBenjamin JonesNov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump

> no @realdonaldtrump

Until you realize Truth Social was built on mastodon tech πŸ˜‚ (are they connected to the rest of the fedi?)

Show threadKarin SorenbyNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump awesomeπŸ™
Show threadbetonglenNov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump

john would approve. guessing yoko does too.

#Imagine

Show threadTeritdNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy great interpretation! Love it!
Show threadMorganmanNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump I'm with you, I've given it the bird.
Show threadPam JarvisNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy I think Lennon would have approved of this version!
Show threadMacfarlanaticNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump That's awesome!βœŠπŸ––πŸ’–
Show threadKim VanderwallNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump
So good! Thank you for the smile!
Show threadInkNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump Brilliant!
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022

@ink

Stop it! You're making me blush! 🀣

Show threadInkNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy 😁😁😁 Say it as I see it πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
Show threadMarkygoonerNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump love this well done.
Show threadAlex KatsiiNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy
That was brilliant
Show threadKABNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump Brilliant πŸ‘ 🀣
Show threadLadyhawkeMTNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump 🀣🀣
Show threadMs. LegaleseNov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump

Love this❀️😊

Show threaddonkeyNov 23, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @donmelton Great! Better than the original!
Show threadmmalcNov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected]
I’m sorry, the best I could do was a limerick

We had such a good time on Twitter
It started with lustre and glitter
But since the rule of Elon
We moved to Mastodon
While the bird site has gone down the … toilet

Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 23, 2022
@mmalc Better than Shakespeare! 🀣
Show threadmmalcNov 23, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy
Shakespeare did benefit from an editor

https://youtu.be/mvaUwagX_uU

Rowan Atkinson & Hugh Laurie - Shakespeare and Hamlet (1989)

YouTube
Show threadZoraSaidSoNov 24, 2022
The best πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜­πŸ‘
Show threadKarin SorenbyNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] πŸ˜„awesome
Show threadYaraHNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy love it 😁
Show threadDoubledigNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump
Show threadWaldmeisterinNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] Wonderful
Show threadreadordieNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy This is amazing!!! May I share?
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 26, 2022

@readordie

Of course! I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's just a bit of fun. But an edited version I tweeted this morning has already attracted a couple of trolls – typical, Twitter. Ha-ha!

Show threadreadordieNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy Oh I'm sure. They are so easily triggered while at the same time, they are busy talking about how they hate being #Canceled  
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 26, 2022

@readordie

Absolutely. It's quite a shock to return to Twitter after spending so much time on Mastodon. Everyone I've encountered here is positive, friendly, welcoming and happy to engage. Yet there's a culture of rudeness, stupidity and aggression on Twitter that has grown over the years. It's the equivalent of a trash tabloid sometimes with all it's nonsense.

Show threadreadordieNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy I find exactly the same thing. It's like wading through toxic sludge. Sad really. Whereas this feels like a breath of fresh air!
Show threadCeline AubertNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy Downright delightful 🀣❀️❀️ the perfect start to a Saturday
Show threadPigletNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump
What about "Twitter is over (give toots a chance)" and "A Fediverse Hero"?
Show threadPaul Mathews 🀣 AuthorNov 26, 2022

@piglet

Don't worry. There is more material in the pipeline..! πŸ˜†

Show threadTheocracidalNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy Well, that works very nicely.
Show threadDavie5456Nov 27, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Show threadSharing4SharonNov 28, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] I’m here! Done with Twitter and NO looking back.
Show threadDemosCatDec 1, 2022

@QuiteFunnyGuy

Joan was quizzical,
Studied aerophysical
Science for SpaceX,
Late nights all alone with a spreadsheet,
Oh, oh-oh, oh,

Elon Musk complained,
Found the math all too arcane,
Could not understand.
No one should be smarter than he was,
No, no-no, no.

So as she’s getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door…
Bang! Bang! Elon’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head,
Clang! Clang! Elon’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Show threadJoyce Resist and Vote BlueDec 3, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy
Hello. I love your poem and find it so true. I'm a #Twitter #refugee and new to Mastodon, but I know I've found a home! I followed you. #Follow back please? #followfriday
Show threadBingoDec 3, 2022
@JoyceResistAndVote @QuiteFunnyGuy welcome! Your food stamps are in the mail :)
Show threadOrangeDec 3, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] 🀣🀣🀣 β€œImagine all the people not blocking folk all day” lolz that ended up being so what I did! 🀣🀣🀣
Show threadKLBDec 9, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump well played. Well tooted.
Show threadLΔ«gaDec 9, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Show threadMargaret MoonshadowDec 9, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump what a gorgeous post. Lols. Peace πŸ•Š
Show threadHelena RigbyDec 9, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy pure class πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘
Show threadHarpSilverDec 9, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump love it
Show threadAvidd Minddset (DJ/Producer)Dec 11, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy Love it! Love all of it!
Show threadJulianna Morris - AuthorDec 14, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @realdonaldtrump And you can edit toots without being in a special subgroup that pays for.. what is I to again they're paying fok? It has to be more than just being able to edit a tweet. πŸ˜‚
Show threadBobbieDec 21, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected] Brilliant
Show threadDoe GasqueDec 30, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy I took Twitter off my phone today. Then TikTok. I got more accomplished today than I have in months!