IMAGINE THERE'S NO TWITTER... šŸ¤”

It's easy if you try
No hellish trolling
Or that unfunny Tesla guy
Imagine all the people
Not blocking folk all day

Ah-aaah-aah-aah-aah

Imagine there's no blue tick
It isn't hard to do
No crypto diehards
No @realdonaldtrump, too
Imagine all the people
Boosting toots in peace

You-oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You may say I'm a dreamer
But if Twitter's ever gone
I hope some day you'll join us
In the world of Mastodon

#Mastodon #Twitter #JohnLennon #Imagine #PeaceAndLove šŸ’•šŸ•Š

@QuiteFunnyGuy @[email protected]
I’m sorry, the best I could do was a limerick

We had such a good time on Twitter
It started with lustre and glitter
But since the rule of Elon
We moved to Mastodon
While the bird site has gone down the … toilet

@mmalc Better than Shakespeare! 🤣

@QuiteFunnyGuy
Shakespeare did benefit from an editor

https://youtu.be/mvaUwagX_uU

Rowan Atkinson & Hugh Laurie - Shakespeare and Hamlet (1989)

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