Paul Mathews 🤣 AuthorNov 23, 2022

IMAGINE THERE'S NO TWITTER... 🤔

It's easy if you try
No hellish trolling
Or that unfunny Tesla guy
Imagine all the people
Not blocking folk all day

Ah-aaah-aah-aah-aah

Imagine there's no blue tick
It isn't hard to do
No crypto diehards
No @realdonaldtrump, too
Imagine all the people
Boosting toots in peace

You-oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You may say I'm a dreamer
But if Twitter's ever gone
I hope some day you'll join us
In the world of Mastodon

#Mastodon #Twitter #JohnLennon #Imagine #PeaceAndLove 💕🕊

Show threadreadordieNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy This is amazing!!! May I share?
Show threadPaul Mathews 🤣 AuthorNov 26, 2022

@readordie

Of course! I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's just a bit of fun. But an edited version I tweeted this morning has already attracted a couple of trolls – typical, Twitter. Ha-ha!

Show threadreadordie
@QuiteFunnyGuy Oh I'm sure. They are so easily triggered while at the same time, they are busy talking about how they hate being #Canceled  
Nov 26, 2022 at 12:37pmWeb
Show threadPaul Mathews 🤣 AuthorNov 26, 2022

@readordie

Absolutely. It's quite a shock to return to Twitter after spending so much time on Mastodon. Everyone I've encountered here is positive, friendly, welcoming and happy to engage. Yet there's a culture of rudeness, stupidity and aggression on Twitter that has grown over the years. It's the equivalent of a trash tabloid sometimes with all it's nonsense.

Show threadreadordieNov 26, 2022
@QuiteFunnyGuy I find exactly the same thing. It's like wading through toxic sludge. Sad really. Whereas this feels like a breath of fresh air!