Ricki Yasha TarrHave we done all the toot jokes or are they a few more you guys want to get out?
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@RickiTarr
Will toot for beans!
Pull my finger for up to the minute toots!
Toot if you love the federation!
Ok, done. I couldn’t even squeeze one last one out.
Stefan@RickiTarr I'm trying to hold them in till I'm alone and can loudly force them out all at once.
@stefan Save them for unsavory relatives
Joan Combs Durso“Better out than in.”
lanceic@RickiTarr Mastodon bears magical fruit. The more you read, the more you toot. The more you toot, the smarter you feel. So, let’s just keep it all for real?
Sorry. 🤦🏻♂️. To be fair, I was just going to reply back “…..sie Roll.”
Sorry. 🤦🏻♂️. To be fair, I was just going to reply back “…..sie Roll.”
vegangster@RickiTarr the two worst parts of this platform: 1) that they're called toots 2) that people make jokes about (1).
acm@vegangster @RickiTarr I think (1) would be ok by itself, being an elephant joke. it's (2) that brings the sighs...
Ecomatewhy are so many users fleeing from Twitter? -because:
Mastodonts in Musth
smell better than Elons Musk
LimeyRat@Webwasp @RickiTarr I think it’s passed 😬
Līga
ScatalogicAI@RickiTarr
Sometimes, I get a little backed up. But after a while, I let so many toots out. Like, when will it stop?
Some toots are spicy and burn a bit, others are just a relief.
Some toots will clear a room, while others intrigue those nearby from the novelty of their sound.
Other toots still are like this one; long and fragrant, yet not entirely repulsive.