Dear Americans,

You will pay more at the pump from now through next November because MBS wants to beat Biden.

I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this. This is what republicans (mbs shills) do to hurt you.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/saudi-crude-oil-exports-plummet-111523835.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly90LmNvLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAI2mL_ADWtoSukD7X1FZNbeEZj2Y5iXdeDWXjuJ4BxNxO5lCCZ-0M3C_sQ0_WqmNz60qq8Oh5W3nvRijxbWbF5-keFbTE1saGtK5hy6S4DNtXtcGLiH3tjyjP1wV6IO0TU8IyO5YhrERw2wSWoW--XzTKkVTOvCm_Rj6sswdJ-6K

Science isn't always cool. Instead of a giant doggo with whiskey, now they send you a cracker drone.

"This edible drone can help keep injured mountaineers alive while they wait for help to arrive."
https://www.designboom.com/technology/edible-drone-saves-lives-mountaineers-emergency-epfl-11-14-2022/

Who loves buying Twitter blue checks? The Taliban.

This would have been unimaginable a year ago, yet here we are now.

Mind you, blue check status was always a terrible status symbol. It's just more terrible now.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64294613

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.