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Joearth: I’m dying
humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌@whatsjo Except humans are like cats in this story, cuz you know most of us are just sorry we got caught
Mario Ivan@whatsjo me: let's revolt!
Fenwickery@whatsjo Thoughts and prayers.🙏
Dylan@whatsjo earth will be fine. Our species…not so much. 😂
Mirko Schenk@dillpickle @whatsjo Depends on what you define as earth. The rock with lava in the middle will still exist, but many other species will be extinct as well. Actually, lots are already or on the verge.
Michaela@dillpickle @whatsjo Excuse me, there are more species sharing this planet with us and they are already dying out or will die as well once we're over 2°C globally.
MrPhysics@whatsjo humans: That's just like, your opinion man.
duc 
TrismegistusMx@whatsjo I hear yoga helps.
jensbest@whatsjo actually…earth…isn't dying.
jensbest (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image endangered u are endangered unless u don't change radically based on what u already know and feel about what needs to end and change otherwise u are endangered we are endangered ps nobody but u cares about u there's no god universe more or less gives a shit about ur species
Torger Åge Sinnes@whatsjo We're observing the situation....
Bigus
Eleni
Oli@whatsjo more like
Humans and ecosystems: I'm dying.
Humans: I'm sorry you feel that way.
HackerSquirrel@whatsjo What we're experiencing is the Earths immune system. We better learn to be benign organisms, or else.
🏳️⚧️ Siobhán SarelleI think sadly we may already be in the "or else" scenario.
Dave Taxi 🚕@whatsjo I think you'll find the earth will be fine long after we have destroyed our ecosystem. We or all the other animals dependant on it won't be though. A new species will replace us down the road, let's hope they're not as stupid as most of us.
Shani Komulainen
Stage & Tiers@whatsjo
The classic modern 'Nopology".
As wheeled out by politicians and others who lead in name but won't take responsibility.
WrathofJan 🌞🌻🌎🖖@whatsjo That about sums it up. ☹️😔 😱💔😡
"The Planet Is Fine..." by George Carlin
Nino Kadic@whatsjo "there there"
Civilized Humanity 💯 
🇨🇦Earth: No, but I really am…
Humans called Space Karen: yes of course you are… that’s why I’m colonizing Mars.
Stan Fletcher@whatsjo Scary how the movie #DontLookUp was accurate
@whatsjo that should have been “so” accurate
theglovesstayon@whatsjo vOtE bLuE
carlos quintana@whatsjo - humans: oh, I forgot, thoughts and prayers.
Peter Principle@whatsjo Humans: OMG! We're going extinct!
Earth: Sucks to be you.
Ames 
@whatsjo thoughts and prayers
Oliver Herold🇻🇦🧐📜🖥️🕹️🐉📖☕️@whatsjo The earth isn't dying, we are dying. Some tsunamis, some hurricanes and the virus humankind is washed away. Earth: 'ha ha'.
Laura Gould@whatsjo Brilliant!
AnomnomnomalyHumans: Thoughts and prayers, and by that we mean thoughts of exploiting your resources and prayers of HUUUUUUUGE profits because money is more important than a planet to live on.
J de Brabanderand... Get Out My Garden !
Dr. bird
John@whatsjo sorry if it's human caused.
Isturiz 🆗@whatsjo
humans: thoughts and prayers
humans: thoughts and prayers
Yaoi Box Balloon@whatsjo Nah earth ain't dying. It's been through worse.
It's really just humans who are effed and don't realize it.