It's time for statue talk.
Caption this.

There are stone boobs, so I've marked the content sensitive. You don't know. You don't have stone boobs.

@TheAuthorGuy caption: “my stone boobs are superior to all of that riff-raff down there”
@TheAuthorGuy perhaps: “Begone wi yae, tufty bawbags”? I dunno. Could be anything, really.
@TheAuthorGuy I told ya you’d poke your eyes out!
@TheAuthorGuy Commemorating the very first time the beat was dropped
@TheAuthorGuy Mind that last step. It's a doozy!

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The moment before the precariously placed strip of cloth slips and "shrinkage" is discovered, captured in stone for eternity.

@TheAuthorGuy she boobie boxes them all the way to the ground. Those are some tough tiddies.
@TheAuthorGuy Hey, gents, are my pits ripe?
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"My stone boobs bring all the boys to the prow"
@TheAuthorGuy a day in the life of Charlie Asher. NBD.
@TheAuthorGuy So this is what people mean when they use magic mushrooms!
@TheAuthorGuy Sliding them OUT of her mentions.
@TheAuthorGuy (my son said,'kinda looks like you when you first got your electric wheelchair)
@TheAuthorGuy "the Basic Instinct interrogation scene but re-imagined as a Greek period piece? Viennese society is going to love, love, love it!"
@TheAuthorGuy looks like the fall of the patriarchy
@TheAuthorGuy Beautiful men fall because of my stone boobs. I rule them all!
@TheAuthorGuy She does not suffer fools. She will not let them rock her boat.
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(in madeline kahn singing voice) No, no, no, no, no, No!
@TheAuthorGuy The law says I can drive over protesters now.