Christopher MooreIt's time for statue talk.
Caption this.
There are stone boobs, so I've marked the content sensitive. You don't know. You don't have stone boobs.
Shashanna@TheAuthorGuy caption: “my stone boobs are superior to all of that riff-raff down there”
Hunter Gough 🍦🌹
Dave S. Koster@TheAuthorGuy perhaps: “Begone wi yae, tufty bawbags”? I dunno. Could be anything, really.
Visionarymuse@TheAuthorGuy I told ya you’d poke your eyes out!
Tony Forbes@TheAuthorGuy Commemorating the very first time the beat was dropped
Alison Meeks@TheAuthorGuy Mind that last step. It's a doozy!
Ridley KempThe moment before the precariously placed strip of cloth slips and "shrinkage" is discovered, captured in stone for eternity.
Antigoni Pantelis-Argyropoulos@TheAuthorGuy she boobie boxes them all the way to the ground. Those are some tough tiddies.
JerriJamz@TheAuthorGuy Hey, gents, are my pits ripe?
zendao42@TheAuthorGuy
"My stone boobs bring all the boys to the prow"
"My stone boobs bring all the boys to the prow"
twowheelgeorge@TheAuthorGuy a day in the life of Charlie Asher. NBD.
Bob@TheAuthorGuy So this is what people mean when they use magic mushrooms!
D’oh@TheAuthorGuy Sliding them OUT of her mentions.
KymLeeper@TheAuthorGuy (my son said,'kinda looks like you when you first got your electric wheelchair)
M Horstmeier@TheAuthorGuy "the Basic Instinct interrogation scene but re-imagined as a Greek period piece? Viennese society is going to love, love, love it!"
LukePlaysUke@TheAuthorGuy looks like the fall of the patriarchy
AndieTX@TheAuthorGuy Beautiful men fall because of my stone boobs. I rule them all!
Roxanne Magnuson@TheAuthorGuy She does not suffer fools. She will not let them rock her boat.
kaijabat@TheAuthorGuy
(in madeline kahn singing voice) No, no, no, no, no, No!
(in madeline kahn singing voice) No, no, no, no, no, No!
Asteroid Lil@TheAuthorGuy The law says I can drive over protesters now.