Look, I’m a sucker for a dog, and I’m a sucker for an orangutan. It’s like if Gaspode and the Librarian teamed up.

My gastroenterologist: you need to take off 15-20 kilos for your reflux. Also my gastroenterologist: eat a regular diet through the end of the year and keep a log of food and reflux. Christmas is great for this! Red wine and tamales!