Christopher Moore

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NY Times bestselling Author of 18 novels including Lamb, Fool, Noir, and Razzmatazz.
I can't keep up here. I think I followed too many people.
So apparently, the Better, Bigger Man move would be to let the guy off for never, ever, taking the role of the Better, Bigger Man.
"Because we never ever, do nothin', nice, and easy."

Your Daily (kinda)Affirmation:

Today I throw the monsters and the pests out of my anxiety closet, then take a moment to exhale and admire the shining empty corners. Of course there's a queue of anxieties waiting to get in, but they can wait. Right now, everything is fine. #waffles

Felix Salten, the Austrian writer who wrote Bambi, also wrote a book called Josephine Mutzenbacher: The Life Story of a Viennese Whore, as Told by Herself which was so risqué, he published it anonymously. So I'd like to to announce my next project, Dumbo, You Dirty Little Slut.

Your Daily Affirmation:

Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are more good people than bad, more kind people than cruel, more intelligent people than stupid, and we, the good, the kind, and the smart, will prevail and make things better. #waffles

Your Daily Affirmation:

Look at this new day, all fresh and unsullied by the heinous fuckery of liars and cheats. I will keep my day shiny and new with just the slightest aroma of lemons. I turn my back on the negative. I don't have time for it. #waffles

"Banning drag queens won't work. The only thing that will stop a bad guy in a dress, is a good guy in a dress."