Charlotte 
/Cinny 
why drop database so slow
Iris MeyerDROP DATABASE
photograph of a server that has…
the reason seems to be that i’m currently flooding another database with very expensive requests
which uh a drop database should be really quick tho? just delete a folder or sth
currently it is running a very expensive autovacuum due to said expensive requests lol
Dalite Fur 
@charlotte don't forget to tip your server
qugalet 
@charlotte DROP SERVER;
Polychrome 
GuySoft
Howard Chu @ Symas
Ysegrim@charlotte OH: “Remember to always tip your servers!”
\\@charlotte manual DROP_TABLE;
cheetah_spottycat@charlotte "always tip your server"
Houl Floof 
@charlotte pleroma 👍
@Houl server needed to run a single user mastodon instance
Cheems informático 🛡️
razzlom is always sad@[email protected] This photo full of pain.
Cyber Yuki
Tea 🍵 ✍️@charlotte oh my fucking god...
EdenDestroyer@charlotte this hurt
The one puffy healer
PierreNick 
💾@charlotte haha I have seen this image before with the caption « remember to tip your server »
fafa@charlotte looks more like a blade frame with 2 blade servers on the right and disk arrays on the right.
Lord@charlotte OMG !!
Don Magnétophone@charlotte All that stuff should be inside the big box, right ? 😁
Alon TitanotterLET THE SERVERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SERVERS HIT THE FLOOR
Command Line Magic@charlotte
[Later] "I told you one of the rack wheels was locked!"
[Later] "I told you one of the rack wheels was locked!"
lommen dk@climagic @charlotte Remember to back up or your feet will hurt 😉
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Hyperlink Your Heart@charlotte oh no the data's in bits! 😏
PNeurona
Mick Pyro Official 
@charlotte Linus was here.
Bruvik 
@charlotte This is what happens when you don't pay your servers minimum wage
Alex 🦉 Zone Blanche
Trammell Hudson
Johannes Mairhofer 
That Jeff Guy@charlotte Don't forget to tip your servers.
Daniel Durrans@charlotte Great example if why you don’t let little Bobby Tables into the server room.
King Buzzo
El Jefe "
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BiohazardMy entire body cringes, looking at that photo.
🇺🇦 Anna Filina
Linh Pham@charlotte So, that's what happened to Little Bobby Tables after he grew up and started to work in IT ☠️
Jcmacomber@charlotte
Ohhh not good
Ohhh not good
Gary@charlotte My greatest nightmare if I ever get into a data center.
Christian Hammond@charlotte I said "FAIL OVER," not "FALL OVER!"
Argenis Fernandez@charlotte A bad case of fragmentation.
matjam@argenis @charlotte `fsck -a -y` didn't work! Oh noes!
Steve Dinn 🇨🇦@charlotte I hope they remembered that RAID is not a backup.
theRealMampfaxo
Al Downunder
Colin Rosenthal@charlotte if ever a CW was needed :-)
Anne C.A. Baanen@charlotte My favourite caption for this picture is "Don't forget to tip your server!"
js (Verificame si puedes)
jrg;
😢⚰️🙏🏼;
JonasE@charlotte haha I love this for so many reasons. 1st It's not mine. 2nd Many of the comments are just hilarious.
pinecones@charlotte this makes my teeth hurt.
Boris Builds 
BillStewart415@charlotte Little Bobby Tables visits the Metaverse