CharlotteNov 20, 2022
God 
I haven’t seen an exodus like this since, well, Exodus. And Elon Musk reminds Me a lot of the pharaoh of Egypt. Just another repugnant, spoiled-brat trust-fund baby whose father made a lot of money through forced labor.
#twittermigration
Nov 20, 2022 at 7:38amWeb
Show threadLorryNov 20, 2022

@godpod I hope you are the proper god, or I'll be unhappy about following you!

Oh wait, does every server have a god now? How will this decentralised realm thing work?

Show threadSuzanne StephensNov 20, 2022
@Lorry @godpod All gods are One.
Show threadsandyknauerNov 20, 2022
@suzstephens @Lorry @godpod that's a huge problem. They're all failing together.
Show threadsandyknauerNov 20, 2022
@Lorry @godpod I am refusing to listen to any gods after witnessing the behavior of their fans.
Show threadsandyknauerNov 20, 2022
@Lorry @godpod I am refusing to listen to any gods after witnessing the behavior of their fans.
Show threadmoliverNov 20, 2022
@godpod Not sure yet if Mastodon is the promised land or the 40 years of wandering in the desert.
Show threadSnarklessNov 20, 2022
@godpod Long live the Red Sea Pedestrians!
Show threadChao-c'Nov 20, 2022
@godpod but he also built some cool reusable pyramids... I mean, rockets...
Show threadDaSkinny ⚜️Nov 20, 2022

@godpod Wow, I hate to point out that you misspelled "apartheid", but here we are.

To be fair, my comma placement may be suspect...

Show threadNickskupienNov 20, 2022
@godpod He's got that small dick energy for real
Show threadMichelle Laverick MusicNov 20, 2022
@godpod God, your cracking me up. Why is it that god always gets the best one-liners? 😂
Show threadSuzanne StephensNov 20, 2022
@michellelaverick @godpod They’re actually One-liners.
Show threadMichelle Laverick MusicNov 20, 2022
@suzstephens @godpod 😂
Show threadMartin CampbellNov 20, 2022
@godpod We've had the Genesis and the Exodus. We're now moving on to Numbers. #TwitterMigration
Show threadsonofraucousNov 20, 2022
@godpod the burn! Someone call the fire brigade! 🚒 👩‍🚒 🔥
Show threadAndyNov 20, 2022
@godpod was it his plan to bankrupt twitter though?
Show threadSgt Arthur WilsonNov 20, 2022
@godpod one has decided to move into another universe after Musk saw fit to reinstate a Facist.
Show threadZaylenNov 20, 2022
@godpod so glad to find you here! I’m the co-host of a weekly twitter spaces called OkayAtheists. Would love a follow back! Heathens, unite!
Show threadMatt WrightNov 20, 2022
@godpod thanks for parting the proverbial red sea. It made the decision to cross over here an easy one
Show threadGingerNov 20, 2022
@godpod has he not just created truth social#2? Seems an expensive way to do it
Show threadIneptCavemenNov 20, 2022
@godpod I just wanted to let you know, I followed you to this brighter place.
Show threadMartin Vermeer FCDNov 20, 2022
@godpod Been there, seen it all, right?
Show threadNeptunisNov 20, 2022
@godpod
Show threadJosephNov 20, 2022
@godpod I'm not sure. As much as I like mastodon in theory, I think twitter will return to the trollfest it always was, just dropping a bit of the deadwood
Show threadClepanto  Nov 20, 2022
@godpod lol... Welcome, god, I like you already
Show threadIvanNov 20, 2022
@godpod Movement of jah people.
Show threadG. KnowlesNov 20, 2022
@godpod oh. My. God!
Show threadAli SaoirseNov 20, 2022
@godpod any chance of a plague of locusts to Mar a Lago tomorrow? pretty please?
Show threadSuePatNov 20, 2022
@godpod Good to see you here God. Was Pat Maxwell on Twitter...am part of the exodus too...
Show threadAnne @annevelink_adNov 20, 2022

@godpod

He spends more time calling attention to himself, threatening and insulting people than with his 10 children

Show threadArtist at LargeNov 20, 2022
@godpod glad to find you
Show threadTomNov 20, 2022
@godpod is it a sin to want Twitter to become bankrupt and Trump to not get re elected
Show threadOld Country DoctorNov 20, 2022
@godpod
#Musk and #Trump must have been twins separated at birth by a few decades …
Show threadPhoenix Rising 🏳️‍🌈🗽💙🪶🇺🇲Nov 20, 2022
@godpod smite him!!!
Show threadTK WhalenNov 20, 2022
@godpod Except, unlike pharoah, he controls NOTHING and people have a choice to leave him!
Show threadJim Carroll - Future GuyNov 20, 2022

@godpod

Welcome.

What are you going do when Satan shows up?

Show threadOld GuyNov 20, 2022
@godpod Really, you think Elon is imaginary, like the Pharaoh in Exodus?
Show threadThere Is Good NewsNov 20, 2022
@godpod So happy to find you over here. You and @georgetakei were the only reason I was still on twitter #RIPTWITTER
Show threaddaveatronicNov 20, 2022
@godpod
Show threadsandyknauerNov 20, 2022
@godpod what kind of god allows this?! And do all gods blame the son for the father's failings? 🤔
Show threadKaren and OliverNov 20, 2022
@godpod 💯
Show thread⚡ResistorSister⚡Nov 20, 2022
@godpod please also join the social network Tribel
Show threadMayHzNov 20, 2022
@godpod Dear @godpod I am one of the many leaving tweeter. Can you help me get a few followers? Amen
Show thread🍄 Sandy MacGowan 🍄Nov 20, 2022
@godpod and Musk is using slave labor (aka work visa holders) to keep the bird going. As much as I enjoyed some of the friendships I made there, I wouldn’t be sorry to see Musk lose his shirt over this.
Show threadRabbi Jill ZimmermanNov 20, 2022
@godpod OMG You’re amazing.
Show threadT.WllmsNov 20, 2022

@rabbijill @godpod

Still amazing... 😉

Show threadPamelaBwellNov 20, 2022

@godpod

You oughtta know!

Show threadWoozle HypertwinNov 20, 2022
@godpod
"Let my tweeters go!"
Show threadGeorgie PorgieNov 20, 2022
@godpod
Brilliant take!🤣
Show threadMarco Nerva 🦇Nov 20, 2022
@godpod beautifully pod, we just need to find our way on this new land
Show threadSamboyNov 20, 2022
@godpod From Exodus, chapter 5: The same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people, saying, “You shall no longer give the people straw to make brick, as before. Let them go and gather straw for themselves. The number of the bricks, which they made before, you require from them. You shall not diminish anything of it, for they are idle. Let heavier work be laid on the men, that they may labor therein; and don’t let them pay any attention to lying words.”
Show threadGhomerGhamerNov 21, 2022
@godpod based on what we were seeing of the poor folks at twitter, that was borderline forced labor right in his own building. ridiculous!
Show threadJulie McCoyNov 21, 2022
@godpod
Oh my God 😂. So glad you’re with us here on Mastodon. Maybe you could make it rain on Elon for say, 40 days and 40 nights?
Asking for all the former Twitter employees and the Twitter users who are subjected to his daily juvenile tweets.
Show threadLuciferNov 21, 2022
@godpod well do you remember all the angels I took with me?
Show threadHiltonNov 21, 2022

@godpod I I

I agree with you God !!

Show threadIan johnstonNov 21, 2022
@godpod
Show threadAnn 🙂Nov 22, 2022
@godpod Yanno, he's a guy I would mind being clobbered with a few biblical plagues. That or maybe having his rod turned into a live cobra.
Show threadHïMY SYeD🟩Nov 23, 2022

@godpod "There came into Egypt,

A Pharoah who did not know."

Show threadAz_The nicest of the damned.Dec 2, 2022
@godpod Yeah about the Pharaoh. What was up with your hardening his heart and then punishing him and his people for him having a hardened heart?