SirEviscerate 
GOD: You have probably 70-80 years at most before you die, ideally.
MAN: oh. well, i'll make the most of-
GOD: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.
MAN: ..uh
GOD: *leans in* That'll be your favorite part.
Nov 20, 2022 at 4:56amMastodon for Android
Show threadStephen Belcher-SaundersNov 20, 2022

@SirEviscerate

GOD: "Don't worry, what I mean is that you'll wildly hallucinate for part of that time."
MAN: "So like taking really cool dru--"
GOD: "And for a good portion of THAT time those hallucinations will be horrifically upsetting for no real reason and haunt you for days."
MAN: "...UHHH..."
GOD: "But sometimes the hallucinations will also be confusingly erotic" [waggles eyebrows]

Show threadSylvester MastocatNov 20, 2022
@SirEviscerate Well done. You're followed.
Show threadexcited for the mastodon riseNov 22, 2022
@SirEviscerate @godpod would likely endorse this
Show threadKarmaKatNov 22, 2022
@SirEviscerate It's true.