Stephen Belcher-Saunders

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Developer, harpist, time traveler from the moment right before this one; so don't ask me, I just got here.

It was still a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid plan.

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Show threadStephen Belcher-SaundersMay 8
And when I say "does not work", I mean "returns no results", not "gives a useful and meaningful error", so I am not assuming some "oh the `CONCAT()` function no longer accepts UNKNOWN data types and requires TEXT parameters only" but I may lose my mind if that's the answer.
Stephen Belcher-SaundersMay 8

So...

`SELECT x FROM y WHERE x LIKE CONCAT('v', '%')` does not work

But

`SELECT x FROM y WHERE x LIKE 'v%'` does, as does
`SELECT x FROM y WHERE x LIKE 'v' || '%'`

Please. #Postgres and #PostgreSQL community, make it make sense???

Stephen Belcher-SaundersFeb 7
jwzFeb 5
I am once again begging editors to stop illustrating articles about the wholesale destruction of Democracy with photos of Musk smirking and mugging like some white supremacist Urkel, that wacky little scamp.
Stephen Belcher-SaundersJan 29
I am re-reading the Stormlight Archive before starting Wind & Truth and I have decided I love Palona
Stephen Belcher-SaundersJan 23
I'm not saying anyone should spam DEIAtruth@opm.gov with a lot of garbage or anything, but it's definitely a thing that could happen in this crazy new world.
Stephen Belcher-SaundersJan 23
Dr. Lucky Tran Jan 23

The Trump admin has cancelled the panels that approve NIH grants, and is also banning scientists from communicating with the public, attending conferences, and hiring.

The NIH is the largest public funder of biomedical research in the world. This will severely halt the development of many lifesaving treatments. Absolutely devastating.

Stephen Belcher-SaundersJan 17
How old am I? I am "excited by the cool shopping cart with extra shelves at the grocery store" years old.
Stephen Belcher-SaundersJan 17
Brian BeckJan 7
Due to the decline of telephone books and the establishment of the National Do Not Call Registry, today it would be nearly impossible for The Crystal Method to call all freaks.
Show threadStephen Belcher-SaundersJan 7
Haha guess what just froze up again for no reason *again* #Azure
Show threadStephen Belcher-SaundersJan 7
haha guess what just froze up again for no reason