AJNov 20, 2022
Roxi Horror 💀🌸
Self care isn't always chocolate & NetFlix. Sometimes, it's getting out of bed & doing more difficult tasks like summoning a demon to help with the dishes or finding the right number of chicken bones to appease the thing that lives in the attic.
Nov 19, 2022 at 5:06pmWeb
Show threadKiwiRedNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt (Pssst, a skeletal little thing without form whispered in a silent voice "23". Also it offered me an extended soul warranty.)
Show threadTakiro 🎨Nov 19, 2022
@roxiqt
The demon took all our plates once. Can not recommend Xarboleth, bringer of despair.
Show threadLeftmost CatNov 19, 2022
@Takiro @roxiqt Have you tried Krxomha, Bringer of Biodegradable Scrub Pads? They've been working out great for me.
Show threadA L KatzNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt It really is the day-to-day shit that wears on ya. There's a succubus in my coffee maker.
Show threadJohn Burwell aka deetNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt 100%. I feel so much better once I finally do it that I forget why I didn’t summon a demon to exact my merciless will upon the earth sooner
Show threadMary Louise Bright EklundNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt The other day my husband asked "Why are there a bag of chicken bones in the fridge?" I said for spellwork "Okay just bring them to room temperature first."
Show threadBrainPilgrimNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt Mine likes prime numbers. There aren't many small ones.
Show threadRev. NSDNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt gah you just reminded me that I'm way behind on cleaning my gun library
Show threadOneDayI'llBeThatGuy ✔🇨🇦Nov 19, 2022
@roxiqt ....but mostly chocolate and streaming?
Show threadThe Halloween PageNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt Lolz 🎃🎃🎃
Show thread👀's BelleNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt Don't forget the basement one too. I hope turkey bones are okey?
Show threadMikael FebriantoNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt lmao what
Show threadLeftmost CatNov 19, 2022
@roxiqt The thing in my attic does not seem consistent. Sometimes I bring the bones of twenty chickens and the voice that floats through my mind like dry leaves in autumn says "HUNGER" and sometimes I leave a couple thigh bones and it whispers "SHAMEFUL EXCESS". Tips?
Show threadGigawatt121Nov 20, 2022
@roxiqt so much worrrrrrrk tho
Show threadIxtli Dekami 🍕⚾🖖Nov 20, 2022
@roxiqt
Sometimes self-care is chasing, naked (or almost) and with a baseball bat, the religious nutjobs that insist in going to your home and try to "show you The Way" >=)
Show threadTroffNov 20, 2022
@roxiqt This was the message that convinced me I should sign up to Mastodon/Universeodon.
Show threadKestrelNov 20, 2022
@roxiqt Have you tried lamb hearts? Our thing seems to love them.
Show threadDonnaNov 20, 2022
@roxiqt aaaaa
Show threadMark W. AlexanderNov 20, 2022

@roxiqt
Mine refuses to do the dishes unless I but name-brand detergent and I just can't bring myself to support his rampant consumerism.

So he lurks inside the dishwasher and blocks the rinse agent when it's supposed to come out.

Calls himself "Lord of Cloudy Glasses."

Little shit will never get a single chicken bone.

Show threadMadpiperNov 20, 2022
@roxiqt don't you have some say in the traffic patterns as the receptionist
Show threadDustin ArchibaldNov 20, 2022
@roxiqt The answer is 6. 6 chicken bones.
Show threadMike 🍁Nov 20, 2022
@roxiqt I use my chicken bones for divination. The thing in my attic is appeased with muffins.
Show threadThe Witch & her FoxNov 21, 2022
@roxiqt I couldn’t agree more with this statement. 🐾🖤
Show threadCarrion SamNov 28, 2022
@roxiqt It's 14. No less. No more. Be extra careful not to break the wishbone.
Show threadDubiago 💫Nov 28, 2022
@roxiqt Or doing a Stage 3 Gentoo install
Show threadDonald ZeiglerNov 28, 2022
@roxiqt 12 chicken bones will do it