Liz Lane
PwnallthethingsOMG I just realized Mastodon is what Twitter would be if it were Canadian
Michele@Pwnallthethings Sorry
Jon
Paula MacKinnon 💬
Audiophile Style@Pwnallthethings You win for today.
Matt Pritchett@Pwnallthethings great, I've only been here a day & I already have to say sorry eh?
Lucas' World 🤠@CrankyCyborg @Pwnallthethings Here for 2 years, and I think I've said 2 sorries. I don't really remember, and all the registries were destroyed.
Dennis Jernberg@Pwnallthethings IIRC it's descended from Canadians (identi.ca and laconi.ca) even if it's a German...
Akshay | అక్షయ్@Pwnallthethings Now: say that again in French, please. Maintenant: dites-le à nouveau en français, s'il vous plaît.
D C Ross@Cydonian @Pwnallthethings In French, in a slightly larger font, and above the English part please.
I do have to fine you. That'll be $1,000 Canadian, or $10 American if you'd prefer.
Ray—Golden Retriever Whisperer—🔝Insights@deeseearr @Cydonian @Pwnallthethings mais seulement pour les lecteurs à Québec, le français doit être plus grand…et à Nouveau-Brunswick, la même taille. Aux autre provinces, l’anglais est suprême.
Payez l’amende seulement à Montréal. Ils sont grognons.
Mike Sheward@Pwnallthethings let’s go see what that toot is all aboot
JB Emmons@Pwnallthethings As an American in Vancouver, I have to say Mastodon doesn't seem THAT expensive
Aphrodite (recharging)@IntlLawGnome @Pwnallthethings as a Canadian-American living in that beautiful city where forest touches mountain and mountain touches sea, the cost of tooting is nowhere near as much hell as the cost even of bandwidth, both fixed and cell.
Badass Britt 
@Pwnallthethings can confirm, eh.
Agnieszka@Pwnallthethings this exactly how I felt coming here….
Squish 
@Pwnallthethings I spat my drink out.
Stephanie MacLellan@Pwnallthethings I wish this were true, but 10 minutes on Canadian Twitter would show you our people can be racist, abusive, conspiratorial assholes just like anyone else.
Ultra Violet 
🌹🏴@smaclellan @Pwnallthethings don't get me started on the eff Trudeau covoy people. I'm surrounded by them idiots here on the prairies.
Chris Alemany 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸 🌱
Ask Leo! 👍🏻@Pwnallthethings I know, eh?
@Pwnallthethings yer gonna be sorry for saying that eh?
Aditya Anand@Pwnallthethings wow, that's a great take!
FurVeganer@Pwnallthethings Great comparison 👍
LocalJoost 🥽@Pwnallthethings I wish that include Grade A Maple Syrup - I am almost out of it :(
Richard S. Westmoreland 
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@Pwnallthethings These tooques are ripping by at like 100 klicks.
JonChevreau 🇨🇦@xinit @Pwnallthethings tooques, eh
@JonChevreau @Pwnallthethings Fuckin' eh, buddy.
Russ Copeland@Pwnallthethings hey dial back the moxy mister...
Buddha_aka_me
joehumphrey🏴☠️@Pwnallthethings cleaner, friendlier, and just as racist!
(sorry, I couldn't help but comment on the current discourse and my experience living in Canada)
John O’Donnell@joehumphrey @Pwnallthethings With a high murder rate too, compared to Western Europe anyway.
DougN 
😷 
@Jodami @joehumphrey @Pwnallthethings Our murder rate is pretty low considering the population density of some of the areas in question. https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/t1/tbl1/en/tv.action?pid=3510007101
Last year, Toronto had 93 homicides in a population of 10 million.
Last year, Toronto had 93 homicides in a population of 10 million.
@joehumphrey @Pwnallthethings you’re not wrong about the racism. At least we’re trying to fix it.
Smári McCarthy@Pwnallthethings hahaha, you know, you're more right than you probably imagine. /ping @blaine
@smari @Pwnallthethings @blaine as a canadian, hold your horses, there, bud, let’s crack a 2-4 and head to the lcbo to grab half an ounce of some primo kush
blaine@smari @Pwnallthethings I feel like @[email protected] is an honourary Canadian, but between @evan and I, it's safe to say the fediverse has some strong Canadian roots, eh?
@Pwnallthethings for now, sorry
Marcin de Kaminski@Pwnallthethings I first did the same parallel with a "Swedish Twitter" but then I realized that we have a lot of tech-bro Twitter fanboys.
IainMac9 🇦🇺🏴🇸🇩@Pwnallthethings perfect! I’m so happy - found interesting and funny people here and very few unpleasant ones!
Leon Green@Pwnallthethings What are you talking aboot?
Col Smith@Pwnallthethings really? No one has apologised to me yet for something I did to them. Because that's Canadian.
OpenDNA⚙️
rhd842@Pwnallthethings
I'm not sure I can get used to the lack of hate and trolling compared to twitter. But it is what it is.
I'm not sure I can get used to the lack of hate and trolling compared to twitter. But it is what it is.
@FourQ ♿@Pwnallthethings That's a perfect observation - right down to the accessibility fail.
Joé McKen@Pwnallthethings This is disturbingly accurate in all the ways.
Hen Gymro Heb Wlad
Jen St. Denis (@[email protected])
"CBC starting a Mastodon server could be the start of the news organization seeing itself as not just creating content online, but building better infrastructure for Canadians to create online." #canada #journalism https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2022/11/10/CBC-Should-Start-Own-Mastodon-Server/
ClearMapping
iris ✿ sandwalker@Pwnallthethings 😂 😂 very good 
Nyx@Pwnallthethings lmaoooo
Sheelz01@Pwnallthethings it’s how I remember t***** as back in the innocent days when I joined in 2009
Wilso@Pwnallthethings ok. That’s gold
Dushyant@Pwnallthethings hahahhahaha
Izzy Jayasinghe@Pwnallthethings Mastodon says, "Hold my beer, eh!?"
Peter Tennant, PhD (@[email protected])
There's a bit of a storm happening around the criteria for joining http://fediscience.org - the Mastodon instance for scientists, on which I'm hosted. It's been noted that the requirement to be a publishing scientist (who has published in the past 5 years) will exclude many junior scientists, retired sciences, and those who have maybe switched to teaching. I agree with these concerns and wonder if the criteria can be changed to be more inclusive? Cc https://fediscience.org/@FrankSonntag
Malavika Rajkumar
zeemeermin@Pwnallthethings Hahahaha LMAO
sahidoona
Ghostly 👻Twitter, but not as toxic or salty as Twitter!